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A runner bean, wearing sunglasses and a ra-ra skirt, perched upon a llama in six-inch stilettos, which is striding across an improbably large and firm brown blancmange, which in turn, is wobbling atop a melting clock. With some random ants for garnish.
...being in a Zorb, rolling through a park betwixt a generously proportioned Russian and the squirrel he's trying to abduct, continuing across a small lake, past eroded semi-submerged statues of the characters from The Magic Roundabout, then bouncing up the staircase in an Escher print, and down again the same side, upside down, before coming to rest on the set of Sesame Street, and being handed a lukewarm bowl of tapioca and a straw.
A runner bean, wearing sunglasses and a ra-ra skirt, perched upon a llama in six-inch stilettos, which is striding across an improbably large and firm brown blancmange, which in turn, is wobbling atop a melting clock. With some random ants for garnish.
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