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Originally posted by Drewster View PostCome on FFS - Don't you "get" sarcasm??
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostCome on FFS - Don't you "get" surreal??
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the project that came through this week in an e-mail looking for someone to convert applications running on a System/36 over to Windows or Linux
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostA runner bean, wearing sunglasses and a ra-ra skirt, perched upon a llama in six-inch stilettos, which is striding across an improbably large and firm brown blancmange, which in turn, is wobbling atop a melting clock. With some random ants for garnish.
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Surreal is...
...being in a Zorb, rolling through a park betwixt a generously proportioned Russian and the squirrel he's trying to abduct, continuing across a small lake, past eroded semi-submerged statues of the characters from The Magic Roundabout, then bouncing up the staircase in an Escher print, and down again the same side, upside down, before coming to rest on the set of Sesame Street, and being handed a lukewarm bowl of tapioca and a straw.
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Originally posted by thelace View PostFunny mushrooms on toast again for lunch RH?
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Surreal is...
A runner bean, wearing sunglasses and a ra-ra skirt, perched upon a llama in six-inch stilettos, which is striding across an improbably large and firm brown blancmange, which in turn, is wobbling atop a melting clock. With some random ants for garnish.
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Surreal is...
Listening to Knights of Cydonia (no-ones going to take me aliiiiive) and watch the Prisoner on mute.
There's all sorts of folk running around with guns and white capes and face masks...Tags: None
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