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EternalOptimist replied

24 April 2009, 10:25
I suppose it keeps the flies off yer butties
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tino replied

24 April 2009, 10:20
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Rubbish, it's because you wear skirts/dresses that don't tend to go crack diving as much as trousers/jeans/etc.
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Ardesco replied

24 April 2009, 10:19
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Girls dont have skiddies - we wipe our bums clean!!

Rubbish, it's because you wear skirts/dresses that don't tend to go crack diving as much as trousers/jeans/etc.
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DiscoStu replied

24 April 2009, 10:19
Originally posted by tino View Post

I thought that girls didn't poo

Only rose petals, so I've been told.
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tino replied

24 April 2009, 10:17
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Girls dont have skiddies - we wipe our bums clean!!

I thought that girls didn't poo
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SallyAnne replied

24 April 2009, 10:16
Originally posted by tino View Post

Typical North East, Fur Coat & Nae Knickers

Nah - we dont wear coats either
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SallyAnne replied

24 April 2009, 10:15
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

eeeurgh
dont you get skiddies on yer keks?

Girls dont have skiddies - we wipe our bums clean!!
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tino replied

24 April 2009, 10:14
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Exactly

Typical North East, Fur Coat & Nae Knickers
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EternalOptimist replied

24 April 2009, 10:12
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Exactly

eeeurgh
dont you get skiddies on yer keks?
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SallyAnne replied

24 April 2009, 10:10
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

4?????
1) Agents = Human
2) Agents = Normal Urges
3) Desire to get into your knickers

Ahhh Ha GOT IT
4) You don't wear knickers!!!!

Exactly
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Drewster replied

24 April 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I can spot 4!

4?????
1) Agents = Human
2) Agents = Normal Urges
3) Desire to get into your knickers

Ahhh Ha GOT IT
4) You don't wear knickers!!!!
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darmstadt replied

24 April 2009, 09:44
I have to say that all agents that I have dealt with in Germany (German ones that is) have been very good and no bulltulip. Recently some have asked about references (mainly those agencies who are branch offices of UK ones) and I have said I cannot give them and that was no problem for them either. In fact one said he needed them once the contract had been sorted and then promptly forgot about it. I would then say that around 80% of agents who contact me from the UK either by phone or e-mail remind me of Arthur Daley.
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moorfield replied

24 April 2009, 09:39
In my experience the oiliest of oily agents are the once that seem "normal" and "professional".
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SallyAnne replied

24 April 2009, 09:37
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

And whats wrong with that?
Agents are human you know, with normal human urges....
Who wouldn't be keen to get into Sallys knickers?

Upon re-reading this post I feel obliged to admit there is (at least) one obvious flaw in my argument!!

I can spot 4!
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tino replied

24 April 2009, 09:35
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

And whats wrong with that?
Agents are human you know, with normal human urges....
Who wouldn't be keen to get into Sallys knickers?

Upon re-reading this post I feel obliged to admit there is (at least) one obvious flaw in my argument!!

I'm not even entertaining highlighting the potential other one
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