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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostEh?!!!!!!
Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!
There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!
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Originally posted by BlightyBoy View PostI've given up trying.
I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".
Are yous saying that yous rub your little fellas against the urinal "cake" when yous are finished?!!
There's a while world out there that I know nothing about!
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Originally posted by chef View Postseeings as we're on the subject..
.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
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Originally posted by chef View Postseeings as we're on the subject..
.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
I actually leave the stain there, it's like a kind of "badge".
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wilmslow what happened to the story where a guy used to piss on your shoes ?
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seeings as we're on the subject..
.. how does everyone get rid of the blue urinal block stain from the end of their tackle? it sometimes feels more like a game of hockey than a relaxed moment of relief..
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThis doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.
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This doesn't sound at all like Wilmslow.... I think someone has nicked his login.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI am now a worried man.
Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……
Going to change my after shave I think……
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostNope you're a sockpuppet. This must be the most obvious thread yet. -1 to your owner.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI am now a worried man.
Just been to the gents – three pots, I went to pot one. Guy behind me uses pot two, totally violating the code. Needless to say I let one rip, and was rather splashy……
Going to change my after shave I think……
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