Recession proof jobs

[BrilloPad]

I always think IT support is recession proof. I am testing that theory now......

[SantaClaus]

Funeral Directors.
Pawn Shop Attendent/Owner.
Insolvency/Employment Solictors (not the others, they are out).

and the best

FAT CATS

As they always get the CREAM!

I guess there's also Porn shop attendant/owner
After all, people will have erm, more recreational time

[centurian]

'Anyone' in the public sector ??

Or maybe on Wednesday Darling will announce that he has to lay off 20% of civil servants to contain the spiraling public funding deficit.

Hasn't there been a "pre-budget" annoucement of 15Bn of "efficiency savings" with an emphasis that these are not cuts.

FFS, either
a) These are cuts - in which case be honest about it
b) There is fat to be trimmed, in which case who's to blame for allowing the fat to develop in the first place - why weren't these savings made years ago.

[CheeseSlice]

'Anyone' in the public sector ??

Or maybe on Wednesday Darling will announce that he has to lay off 20% of civil servants to contain the spiraling public funding deficit.

[AtW]

Had them in at ClientCo recently to cull the permie's in a 100% legal fashion.

Not too hard in this country, try doing this in France or Germany...

[fckvwls]

Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!

Tell him to look here

[centurian]

Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!

Well I guess "sack proof" isn't quite the same as recession proof. Was he cr@p or was it genuine redundancy

[LazyFan]

Funeral Directors.
Pawn Shop Attendent/Owner.
Insolvency/Employment Solictors (not the others, they are out).

and the best

FAT CATS

As they always get the CREAM!

[SallyAnne]

Funnily enough I've got a mate who I thought was sack-proof - he worked for the Insolvency Agency...he got the bulet last month - I was astonished!!

[centurian]

Redundancy/downsizing consultants



Had them in at ClientCo recently to cull the permie's in a 100% legal fashion.


They don't have that hassle with contractors...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Whore

[denver2k]

Apologies if this has already been done


Debt collector
Clerk in a job centre
Loan shark
Security guard

My Plan B ....thats me sorted....

Add 'Doctors/GP' in that list too

[swamp]

Mp

[Platypus]

undertaker

[EternalOptimist]

Apologies if this has already been done


Debt collector
Clerk in a job centre
Loan shark
Security guard