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[OwlHoot]

Dont insult MF Mordac you little boy chaser. The man is an absolute genius unlike you, you burger flicking loser.

Do you mean he's little and chases boys, or he chases little boys? Enquiring minds want to know, because one is mildly eccentric and the other is somewhat out of order these days.

[AtW]

Well I will be in London for 2 days, meeting someone else there but can buy you beer there Mordac.

[Mordac]

I started going through all the usual expletives, but you only get 5 attempts.

[Dave Contractor Jnr]

In fact, you can use it if you can guess his password, what is he?

What is he?

[Dave Contractor Jnr]

No idea what you mean?

[Mordac]

so you really did nick his nick then MF...

Well done lad.

[Dave Contractor Jnr]

Insults

Dont insult MF Mordac you little boy chaser. The man is an absolute genius unlike you, you burger flicking loser.

[Mordac]

Oi Marillion...

...and that wasn't a very nice text message either.

[MarillionFan]

"I fear if you give him your honest opinion, the only lunch you'll be getting is that which is supplied by the NHS... "

Its the only way he'll get an NHS Contract!

[Mordac]

if you promise to buy me lunch and a refreshing drink in exchange for which I will tell you my honest opinion about your shop

I fear if you give him your honest opinion, the only lunch you'll be getting is that which is supplied by the NHS...

If Mordac is there then I will buy him a pint for being such a good SKA trooper

I probably won't, but cheers for the thought.

[MarillionFan]

Mordac. You anywhere near Reading? Cause you work in London!!!

I think KGB information may be incorrect for you comrade, due to the fact Reading is nowhere near London.

[AtW]

MF - I am likely to be driving to and from London around that time, might pop in if you promise to buy me lunch and a refreshing drink in exchange for which I will tell you my honest opinion about your shop, merchandise, strategy etc.

If Mordac is there then I will buy him a pint for being such a good SKA trooper

[Mordac]

Just what Reading needs, another tat shop...

[DimPrawn]

w w w w what you standing there for Granville, go help Sandy load up the car!

[MarillionFan]

Sandy. Not one to berate a possible female customer, but if you read the post, it says where!