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you disappoint me.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI promised to use the handle end this time, but I dont think he will ever trust me again

yet another attempted philosophical discussion decends into the depths
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I promised to use the handle end this time, but I dont think he will ever trust me againOriginally posted by NetwkSupport View Postyeah i remember you mentioned the incident with the broom before
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yeah i remember you mentioned the incident with the broom before
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he wouldn't let me, not after what happened last timeOriginally posted by NetwkSupport View Posti thought you were going to say you want to have sex with your cousin
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i thought you were going to say you want to have sex with your cousin
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Incestuous Relationships
I have been thinking about this for donkeys years, I dont know if it means anything, whether its significant or whether it matters. Maybe its just one of those idle thoughts that people sometimes get, maybe I am just barmy.
By incestuous relationship, I am talking about how many Policemen does it take to police the police. How many nurses are needed just to look after health care workers how many teachers are needed to teach the teachers ?
just wondering
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