Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
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I quite agree, Alf. Green tights, purple tights, orange tights. It doesn't matter to me; I'll get the job half done regardless.
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Good thinking WS,with that picture Im sure clients will be screaming for your service, it says .... I will get the job done no matter whom Ive got to kill.Originally posted by WageSlaveMmmm....bit on the small side.
Ludivine Sagnier has a cracking little butt
Yes, Alf, I do attach my picture to my CV; how did you guess? It's a picture of me up a ladder wearing green tights and a Robin Hood hat.
An all too rare commodity in the contracting community these days ...
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Originally posted by steve'OAlfred , you girl you!
Ha Ha , dont tell me you didnt know my gender was female Steve !!!
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Mmmm....bit on the small side.Originally posted by steve'OKyle has a cute one
Ludivine Sagnier has a cracking little butt
Yes, Alf, I do attach my picture to my CV; how did you guess? It's a picture of me up a ladder wearing green tights and a Robin Hood hat.
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I would never use the photocopier in WageSlave office. Not without rubber gloves.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock[..]
Now wheres the photocopying machine ....
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that bird I had at xmas on the photocopier had a lard ass, so I'd not count her, but there is someone in the office who wears crutch-less ones, now she has a very nice ass....shes on my xmas list.
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Aye WS
Do you perchance affix your picture to your CVs, I think it would make a good impression.
On the topic of arses, and Im not sure this will count, but I can tell you that just about all the women Ive had the pleasure of intimacy with have all commented that I have a very nice derriere,which is probably just as well as its my only redeeming feature.
If youve got it ... flaunt it.
Now wheres the photocopying machine ....
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Friday Arse Corner
Okay, doubt this thread will survive for long, but which woman has the nicest arse? Photographic evidence much appreciated
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