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Previously on "Careful darlin'"
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So there I was riding my bike when this hot chick comes round the corner. "Careful darlin!" I shouted. Imagine my surprise when the extremely fat bloke wobbling on his bike ahead of me starts talking to me. Extremely obese, he also had a personal hygiene problem. God, how he smelled! Guessing he was some kind of IT nerd, I pretended to be Danish so I didn't have to speak to him.
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Postings like this remind me why I don't mix with other IT people outside of work.There I was riding my bike, leading the peleton, as I do, when a lady shot out of a junction. I only just missed her and carried on blah blah blah
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Oh good, something else to put into your blog. My, what an interesting life you do lead.
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I think it was your gaurdian angel warning of the danger that waits you ... keep yer eyes open !!!
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Careful darlin'
There I was riding my bike, leading the peleton, as I do, when a lady shot out of a junction. I only just missed her and carried on.
A chap behind me shouts "Careful darlin'!"
"Oh", thinks I, "another English type person, I shall say hello."
At the next set of traffic lights I turn and say "That was a near miss hey?"
"Hva' siger du?" comes the reply.
"Sorry, I thought you spoke English."
"Hva'?"
So, did he speak Danish and I just understood it without realising what language he was speaking? Spooky...Tags: None
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