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Previously on "Careful darlin'"

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  • sasguru
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    So there I was riding my bike when this hot chick comes round the corner. "Careful darlin!" I shouted. Imagine my surprise when the extremely fat bloke wobbling on his bike ahead of me starts talking to me. Extremely obese, he also had a personal hygiene problem. God, how he smelled! Guessing he was some kind of IT nerd, I pretended to be Danish so I didn't have to speak to him.

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  • LGDT
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    There I was riding my bike, leading the peleton, as I do, when a lady shot out of a junction. I only just missed her and carried on blah blah blah
    Postings like this remind me why I don't mix with other IT people outside of work.

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  • Spodicus
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    Oh good, something else to put into your blog. My, what an interesting life you do lead.

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  • SandyDown
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    I think it was your gaurdian angel warning of the danger that waits you ... keep yer eyes open !!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    and then I woke up. YAWN!

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    started a topic Careful darlin'

    Careful darlin'

    There I was riding my bike, leading the peleton, as I do, when a lady shot out of a junction. I only just missed her and carried on.

    A chap behind me shouts "Careful darlin'!"

    "Oh", thinks I, "another English type person, I shall say hello."

    At the next set of traffic lights I turn and say "That was a near miss hey?"

    "Hva' siger du?" comes the reply.

    "Sorry, I thought you spoke English."

    "Hva'?"

    So, did he speak Danish and I just understood it without realising what language he was speaking? Spooky...

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