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  • Jabberwocky
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    I am God ...

    and Chico, if you are reading this, then yes I forgive you for your self-pleasuring last Tuesday. However, please don't pray beforehand for forgiveness - that just gets my attention and then I have to listen in.

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  • WageSlave
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    SKA News

    I'm still watching AtW's webcam, hoping he will wave his willy in front of it. So far it's been a very disappointing wait

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    I'm Milan. Feck.
    Better fall on your sword now. You know it's the decent thing to do.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I'm Milan. Feck.

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by voron
    I thought you were DimPrawn. No, that can't be right...I'm DimPrawn.
    No, DimPrawn is Churchill and I'm Voron.

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  • Spodicus
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    I'm DimPrawn!

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    I'm Brian, and so is my wife.

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by Spartacus
    No, I am Fiddle. Er, Spod, errr... oh I can't remember.
    I thought you were DimPrawn. No, that can't be right...I'm DimPrawn.

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by voron
    I am fiddle.
    No, I am Fiddle. Er, Spod, errr... oh I can't remember.

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    What ever happened to Fiddle?
    I am fiddle.

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  • Numptycorner
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    What ever happened to Fiddle?

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by AtW
    SKA is heavily biased towards quantitative analysis and stats. Don't think accountants operate with high numbers like 1E+9 because it would cause arith overflow.
    No, they just round it up with a Council Tax increase to fix the loophole.

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  • AtW
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    SKA is heavily biased towards quantitative analysis and stats. Don't think accountants operate with high numbers like 1E+9 because it would cause arith overflow.

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  • Francko
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    20 mil... 2bln.... 3.5 thousands...

    What have you become? An accountant?

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  • AtW
    started a topic SKA news

    SKA news

    Apologies for long delay between SKA news -- I was working hard making sure SKA scales under high load -- a lot more users joined growing ranks of SKA troopers - we are now consistently crawling 20 mln+ urls every day and today we are set to do more than 25 mln. Quadruple this to 100 mln urls per day and its already 3 bln urls per month -- not many search engines update themselves so often.

    Of course there is now urgent need to actually index all this and make searches relevant, but its pleasing that support for the project reached such a big level -- here I have to convey thanks to CUKers who helped carry the project through its dark times -- particularly FiddleAbout, dazza12, Mordac and also ASB, DimPrawn.

    SupremeSpod and BBG chickened out early -- bet now that there is a white cross on your door you regret about it huh?

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