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Jubber replied

31 March 2009, 21:51
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...50_488158a.jpg

Plenty of teeth.

Whoa Horsey - you wouldn't want to let her loose around the old John Thomas - could eat an apple through a letter box.
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Grinder replied

31 March 2009, 21:30
I recently read an interview with Crouch & he was asked what he would be if he hadn't been a footballer. He joked "a virgin" great answer!
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denver2k replied

31 March 2009, 15:50
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Crouch does well in an England shirt.

England shirt is now changed and apparently Fab doesnt care about "histories"
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Pickle2 replied

31 March 2009, 15:46
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

Oh .... my football knowledge you could write on flea's knackers. Have I mixed up father and son? Is his mother a good six pinter.?

Shes allright for an old bird, but deffinatley no Louise.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...81_233x341.jpg

SFW
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minestrone replied

31 March 2009, 15:43
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

Oh .... my football knowledge you could write on flea's knackers. Have I mixed up father and son? Is his mother a good six pinter.?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...50_488158a.jpg

Plenty of teeth.
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Jubber replied

31 March 2009, 15:32
Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post

You sure your'e not thinking of his daughter in law?

Oh .... my football knowledge you could write on flea's knackers. Have I mixed up father and son? Is his mother a good six pinter.?
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Pickle2 replied

31 March 2009, 15:28
Originally posted by Jubber View Post

Mmmm

You sure your'e not thinking of his daughter in law?
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Jubber replied

31 March 2009, 15:22
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Harry RedKnapp's wife

Mmmm
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Ruprect replied

31 March 2009, 15:20
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Heskey, Cole and Bent are all crocked. So the target man job is between Crouch, Dean Windass and my mum.

THAT is niche.
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minestrone replied

31 March 2009, 15:19
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Harry RedKnapp's wife

Does that mean you are married to Louise doggy?
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FiveTimes replied

31 March 2009, 15:17
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Heskey, Cole and Bent are all crocked. So the target man job is between Crouch, Dean Windass and my mum.

Harry RedKnapp's wife
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suityou01 replied

31 March 2009, 15:13
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Hmmmm. Does capello know what he is doing? Does anyone GAS?

Crouch does well in an England shirt, and has done well for his club recently. He put two past Everton. Have faith.
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Doggy Styles replied

31 March 2009, 15:08
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Hmmmm. Does capello know what he is doing? Does anyone GAS?

Heskey, Cole and Bent are all crocked. So the target man job is between Crouch, Dean Windass and my mum.
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AtW replied

31 March 2009, 15:06
Hope he is not prone to errors..
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Ruprect replied

31 March 2009, 14:51
Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post

Hes head and shoulders above the other likely candidates.

Ba-dum tish
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