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Previously on "Now you've been paying for Jacqui Smith's bongo flicks"

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  • realityhack
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    Now you've been paying for Jacqui Smith's bongo flicks

    bean




    Not a mental image I wanted. But felt compelled to share.

    etc

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  • centurian
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    The Tories are not criticising Labour because Tories are not hypocrites. Unfortunately, Labour are nothing but hypocrites and said in 1997 that they would be 'whiter than white'.
    And Chief Prosecutor against "Tory sleaze" at the time was one John Prescott.

    A decade later we find out that we up to same himself

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  • original PM
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    pretty sure the term Bongo flick is not racist - in fact I think your mate needs a good shoeing for being a PC numpty

    but while we are on the subject of euphemisms on another thread on this website the phrase Dutch Steamboating was used for some form of sexual interaction found in grumble flicks

    can anyone shed any light on what this may be and whether Mrs oPM may like to indulge in a round or two?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Lefty labour MP Harry Cohen gets £100K a year for his second home in London, a big house, claiming that his first home is a caravan on Canvey Island.

    He says he'll carry on doing it, because it's in lieu of some salary increase that MPs didn't get in the 1980s. Gordon can't sack him because he isn't a minister.

    Another labour sleazebag

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    At least the tories bought their own oranges!


    not to mention the stockings

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    The Tories are not criticising Labour because Tories are not hypocrites. Unfortunately, Labour are nothing but hypocrites and said in 1997 that they would be 'whiter than white'.
    Now who's being racist!!!


    only kidding

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  • Cyberman
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    The Tories are not criticising Labour because Tories are not hypocrites. Unfortunately, Labour are nothing but hypocrites and said in 1997 that they would be 'whiter than white'.

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  • Ruprect
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    I didn't know it had such connotations. I thought it was akin to jazz mag (don't accuse me of being musicianist too )

    [edit - scaramonger's UD link seems to prove that your workmate is indeed a c0ck, and that you were not being racialist.]
    Last edited by Ruprect; 30 March 2009, 15:01.

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  • scaramanga
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    I like the expression "Bongo Flick". It maked me laugh, so I introduced it into a conversation
    I was having earlier only to be accused of being racist. According to this guy it implies that porno flicks
    are bought from dodgy black geezers. Please tell me he's wrong - he's one of those annoying smug t**ts who always seems to
    assume the moral and ethical high ground - and I'd have such a good gloat if I could bang him to rights.
    There are a few definitions, one of which is to do with race, the others are not, according to this web site:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bongo

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  • wurzel
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    I like the expression "Bongo Flick". It maked me laugh, so I introduced it into a conversation
    I was having earlier only to be accused of being racist. According to this guy it implies that porno flicks
    are bought from dodgy black geezers. Please tell me he's wrong - he's one of those annoying smug t**ts who always seems to
    assume the moral and ethical high ground - and I'd have such a good gloat if I could bang him to rights.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Nothing wrong with that...

    Oh.

    Did I say that aloud?
    At least the tories bought their own oranges!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Unfortunately, like all politicians, integrity isn't paramount, we've seen sleaze, corruption and financial abuse like this ever since the press could get away with revealing MP's behaviour. It's not even a party specific thing, there were plenty of similar issues in the last Conservative administrations.

    The nearest that politicians get to integrity is their farcical Honourable and Right Honourable titles.

    She will only leave the Cabinet if she's forced out.

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    She is really getting a roasting today on the new channels.

    At least her husband gets to watch that for free

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  • sunnysan
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    Js

    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Odd that some folk get very annoyed at this whilst they dont object to Bankers - having wrecked the Global Economy - trousering Millions for as their reward.

    Money ?

    Seems to tbe the best thing you can do nowadays is burn it.
    Its not IMHO about comparison, its about contempt for the public. I am trying very hard not to let my pathological loathing of JS get in the way of my better judgement by here we go.

    <superrant>
    This is not about a few porn movies, its about abuse of the public trust. People are getting sick of supposed irregularities being uncovered in MP's expenses to be told patronisingly that they havent done anything wrong. All rules can be bent and they have bent them badly.

    Right and wrong is not black and white, and most cases of alleged expense abuse that have made the media, may be legal, but they are gratuitous and IMHO wrong.

    So here comes the house husband, who AFAIK, is employed, by his wife in some capacity at the taxpayers expense, charging a clearly domestic and unrelated expense to his wifes expense account.

    It begs the question, who else is taking the p!ss?, is this type of behavior systemic? , besides from fcking up the country these cnuts can insult the electorate and take the p1ss like this.

    Fck them all.

    If a private sector person abuses their expenses they will be disciplined, but nooo, now we have to let the poor dear get on with her job, with the insinuations that the public that are impertinent enough to be making her the focal point of their outrage at the multiple examples of seemingly unaccountable abuse of position

    The public are outraged at bankers, but the government are taking the position as the bulwark of morality, seeking to impose moral restraints on the private sector when it is clear, they are as immoral and dishonest as the people they wish to restrain.

    The electorate hates a crook but they hate a hyprocrite more.

    By association she is a hypocrite, by action she is incompetent and corrupt and not at the very least disciplining her for this clear abuse, is IMHO inexcusable

    </superrant>

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  • minestrone
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    She is really getting a roasting today on the new channels.

    At least her husband gets to watch that for free

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