Gordon Brown's forthcoming visit to South America

[EternalOptimist]

heh heh

[OwlHoot]

At Guido's blog they're speculating that before von Braun's bunker is finally overrun he's sounding out possible Mengele-style hideaways (to where he can flee with a large supply of gold bullion sold at rock-bottom prices a few years ago), and someone posted this:

Date: April 2043 Location: Somewhere in the forests of Paraguay.

‘AP: Reported from numerous villiages in Paraguay by the Red Cross. Evidence of an apparent cloning experiment has been uncovered. Reports of many children born to local native indian mothers have been received detailing uncanny similarities between otherwise unrelated children. The children all had one squitty eye and unusually sagging jawlines, and spoke while trying to stick their tongues through their cheeks. All the children appeared to display traits of a ‘God Complex’. Another shared feature was their inability to admit mistakes. All were in debt to their families and friends. Many of the males of teenage years admitted dreaming about ‘kissing other boys’.

The Red Cross believe that due to the ‘pasty palour’ another common feature, the original genetic material was northern european in origin. DNA tests are under way to ascertain the source’