Reply to: It's not April the 1st yet is it?

[gingerjedi]

You know, it puzzles me, that if an alien civilisation was so advanced to travel gazillions of light years across the universe, why would they try and make contact by making awkward pattens in fields of alfalfa, instead of using the telephone, the internet or even Facebook instead ?

No, no, no, the aliens pick random green and blue planets throughout the universe and fire highly accurate lasers that are just strong enough to traverse 20,000 light years and knock down a bit of corn.

It’s a sort of intergalactic cherry knocking.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm no expert - but it really dosn't look 'to scale' - the roundy bits are too small. To look as if they belong to the lengthy bit they'd need to be much bigger IMHO

You won’t get much tea out of those bags.

[Ruprect]

I'm no expert - but it really dosn't look 'to scale' - the roundy bits are too small. To look as if they belong to the lengthy bit they'd need to be much bigger IMHO

Yeah right

[Pogle]

I'm no expert - but it really dosn't look 'to scale' - the roundy bits are too small. To look as if they belong to the lengthy bit they'd need to be much bigger IMHO

[Ruprect]

can it be seen on google maps?

[Doggy Styles]

It reminds me of the London buses coming up to the last London Mayoral elections, with "Ken is a c**t" daubed on the rooves.

[Ruprect]

You know, it puzzles me, that if an alien civilisation was so advanced to travel gazillions of light years across the universe, why would they try and make contact by making awkward pattens in fields of alfalfa, instead of using the telephone, the internet or even Facebook instead ?

Perhaps they are trying to communicate in the only way they know how...through the medium of dance?

[Board Game Geek]

You know, it puzzles me, that if an alien civilisation was so advanced to travel gazillions of light years across the universe, why would they try and make contact by making awkward pattens in fields of alfalfa, instead of using the telephone, the internet or even Facebook instead ?

[Mich the Tester]

Alternatively, you could go for a pint?

No, I’ll take a crate of ale to the field with me. It will be the first proven case of a drunken alien landing.

[Ruprect]

I might start making crop circles seeing as I'll be benched as of next week. It could be a right laugh, especially if I can arrange some helium balloons to carry 'mysterious lights' through the night sky. Perhaps I'll drop some 'ephemeral' copper sulphate crystals in the middle of the circle.

Alternatively, you could go for a pint?

[Mich the Tester]

You would have to be one sourpuss asshole not to see the funny side!

public school headmaster

[Mich the Tester]

Nah, it was aliens.

They've moved on from Crop Circles and are now painting contemporary genitalia on people's rooves.

I might start making crop circles seeing as I'll be benched as of next week. It could be a right laugh, especially if I can arrange some helium balloons to carry 'mysterious lights' through the night sky. Perhaps I'll drop some 'ephemeral' copper sulphate crystals in the middle of the circle.

[Ruprect]

That’s an old boarding school trick. All good mucky fun, but a bit dumb of the kid to f**k up his inheritance like that.

You would have to be one sourpuss asshole not to see the funny side!

[Board Game Geek]

Nah, it was aliens.

They've moved on from Crop Circles and are now painting contemporary genitalia on people's rooves.

[Mich the Tester]

That’s an old boarding school trick. All good mucky fun, but a bit dumb of the kid to f**k up his inheritance like that.