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Previously on "I'm dying so I'm going to confess..."

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  • minestrone
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    I guess he never watched Kind Hearts and Coronets

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  • stingman123
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    If this had happened here, the police would be releasing the "killer" they locked up years ago after he had admitted guilt.



    I also had a good chortle

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Me too. I chortled and chortled until I stopped.
    I guess you don't get out much either?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Sometimes finding religion is a bad idea!

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  • Doggy Styles
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    I wonder if he has any children? If not and he's executed he would make a good Darwin candidate.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Me too. I chortled and chortled until I stopped.

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  • Zippy
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    News story of the week - it had me chortling for ages

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic I'm dying so I'm going to confess...

    I'm dying so I'm going to confess...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7959155.stm

    Oooooooooooooooooops!

    Then again, I might not be...

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