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PRC1964 replied

25 March 2009, 11:35
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Is that like "What's white and flies through the air?"

Yes.
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oracleslave replied

25 March 2009, 11:34
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post

Mary Magdalen?

The coming of christ
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Foxy Moron replied

25 March 2009, 11:34
Mary Magdalen?
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oracleslave replied

25 March 2009, 11:27
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

Holy flip, what is that?

Is that like "What's white and flies through the air?"
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Rookie replied

25 March 2009, 11:22
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

"Did God ****?"

Does Mrs God take it up the chuffer?
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PRC1964 replied

25 March 2009, 11:19
Holy feck, what is that?
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BrowneIssue replied

25 March 2009, 11:15
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Shortest story to contain religion, sex and mystery:

"Was Mary's rapture an orgasm?"

"Did Gabriel cum?"
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Pinto replied

24 March 2009, 13:25
Originally posted by threaded View Post

145 - Table './gsregist_osc1/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

select value from sessions where sesskey = '8f17412dd4f27d8eb27efedcd90499f0' and expiry > '1237900827'

[TEP STOP]

Have you tried rebooting the PC?
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threaded replied

24 March 2009, 13:21
145 - Table './gsregist_osc1/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

select value from sessions where sesskey = '8f17412dd4f27d8eb27efedcd90499f0' and expiry > '1237900827'

[TEP STOP]
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Pogle replied

24 March 2009, 13:17
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

"Did God ****?"

- he certainly gets mentioned a lot when other people are.
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voodooflux replied

24 March 2009, 13:05
"Did God ****?"
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threaded started a topic Shortest story

24 March 2009, 13:04
Shortest story

Shortest story to contain religion, sex and mystery:

“Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?”
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