Reply to: 1970s jokes resurrected.

[gingerjedi]

Q: What wood doesn't float?

A: Natalie Wood

Could have been early 80's though.

[minestrone]

What do you call an old dog with wings?

Linda.

I wish he was still married to the replacement, "what's got 3 legs and lives on a farm" "The McCartneys" was a classic.

[Moscow Mule]

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Now that is funny...

[wurzel]

Q: What do Princess Grace of Monaco and Sue Barker have in common?

A: They've both been f****d by cliffs

[Ruprect]

What do you call an old dog with wings?

Linda.

[EternalOptimist]

Yes it is thanks. Just can't see where the joke is.

If it's too hard, or too much effort for you to explain in a civil manner then I understand.

John Lennon was a singer
Yoko Ono is of an Oriental persuasion
She was not popular at the time
they had intimate relations

see- it's not funny now

[Svalbaard]

We'll help you through it Svalbaard...

Who was John Lennon married to?

It's not quite so funny when you have to explain it though...

Thanks.

[Moscow Mule]

If it's too hard, or too much effort for you to explain in a civil manner then I understand.

We'll help you through it Svalbaard...

Who was John Lennon married to?

It's not quite so funny when you have to explain it though...

[BrollyBonce]

Yes it is thanks. Just can't see where the joke is.

If it's too hard, or too much effort for you to explain in a civil manner then I understand.

Blonde, huh?

Clue: the yellow bag wasn't.

[Svalbaard]

English is not your first language is it ?

Yes it is thanks. Just can't see where the joke is.

If it's too hard, or too much effort for you to explain in a civil manner then I understand.

[EternalOptimist]

Don't get it.

English is not your first language is it ?

[Svalbaard]

what sings and comes in a yellow bag ?

John Lennon

Don't get it.

[BrollyBonce]

Headline: British scientists to create 'synthetic' blood

And that was from their science correspondent? Where do they find these ignoramusses to work in the media?

"British scientists to create 'synthetic' blood"
No, it is not synthetic if it comes from stem cells from embryos. Science fiction has far better terms for cells bred in vats but synthetic is not one of them. These are not artificial, they are real human blood cells.

It is not 'blood' they are making, it is red blood cells.

"Scientists in Britain plan to become the first in the world to produce unlimited amounts of synthetic human blood"
Much as I hate to admit it, the Septics were doing this during the Vietnam War.

"It could help to save the lives of ... soldiers on a battlefield"
Major trauma from blood loss does not require replacement red blood cells. It requires replacement plasma to make up the fluid content. You can continue to live with enormous red blood cell loss, but not the fluid loss. The Septics use a synthetic plasma (yes, really synthetic) to replace blood and it works more effectively than our method of blood transfusion. An annoying fact, but a fact.


This is a politically controversial solution to a funding problem looking for a medical problem to hide behind. Anybody else see a roadmap to Jefferson 37 here?

[EternalOptimist]

what sings and comes in a yellow bag ?

John Lennon

[EternalOptimist]

Why is Bill Wyman like a tortoise ?

because he gets there before the hair