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Previously on "you can totally see my wang through these jeans"

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  • minestrone
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    Still have nightmares..

    Terry's wang SFW

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  • Platypus
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    Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

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  • dang65
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    Anyone remember this?

    Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
    Results here

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    I found a post where he refers to his wife.

    So he's no she.
    My mistake. He definitely means his cock then.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.
    I found a post where he refers to his wife.

    So he's no she.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Ah, good old WANG.

    Anyone remember them ?

    I still suppress a giggle when I recall one of their advertising slogans...(possibly an urban myth)

    "WANG CARES"

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Oooooops Tilt!

    But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!
    overused

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Oooooops Tilt!

    But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!
    More like a lion. Grrrrrrr!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?
    Oooooops Tilt!

    But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
    ...or possibly a Moose-Hoof?
    Badly packed kebab anyone?

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.
    ...or possibly a Moose-Hoof?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.
    Stop it. I'm still at work.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.

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  • Svalbaard
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Very old Computer Company... went bust many years ago
    or
    Todger...
    Old Boy...
    Nob...
    etc
    Ahhhh the old John Thomas as it's know to us from the Old Country.

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