It's a bloody animation FFS!
It ain't real - apart from the bits where I appear of course!
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Can you guess the film?
This is from http://capalert.com a looney God squad site that rants about films:
FINDINGS / SCORING:
NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below are likely.
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
police brutality
adult hate talk to a child
brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly)
igniting anal wind then being incinerated
a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned about the stick catching fire
blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times
death
exploded chest of a child
child beating with a wooden chair
slap in the face
electric shock to control a child
death camp horrors
lust for war
wall poster of character on fire
warfare blood and body parts
<LI>theft of private property
Impudence/Hate (I):
131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
119 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by children
text of three/four letter word vocabulary and the most foul of the foul words
vulgar euphemisms
passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
vomiting
vulgar finger gesture
calling mother names and suggesting slapping her around
"You have to stand up to your mother"
racial, national, and ethnic insults and petty portrayal of them
a general theme of anarchy, rebellion, and autonomy
many lies
<LI>vulgar jokes
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
bare posterior
sexual insults, comments, innuendo and questions
"Suck my --" at least twice
description of a homosexual act with sounds
adult males in bikinis
male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
repeated multiple nudity of female angels
vulgar talk of menstruation
homosexual relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein
sexual encouragement by school employee
at least six references to a female reproductive organ by a child
Satan and Hussein in bed together speaking of homosexual acts with sounds effects
website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
long sequences of homosexual suggestions
homosexual invitation with homosexual story in song
male member (drawing)
disembodied erect male member (photograph quality)
long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
"Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at least four times
suggestion of ejecting ping pong balls from a female private organ
<LI>a giant talking female private organ
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
<LI>smoking dope
Offense to God (O):
mockery of Jesus
accepting of Satan
equating Jesus with sexual anatomy
fiery demons from Hell
decaying and burned live bodies portrayed as the occupants of Hell
control by Satan
portrayal of Satan as a loving, caring and sensitive being
false prophesy
depiction of Hell as a "livable" place
expressions of hate and insult directly at God, including vulgar name-calling
"Would you like to go to Hell with me?" by Satan
"Comeback and visit us anytime" to Satan
<LI>coercion to avoid going to church
Murder/Suicide (M):
suicide by jumping with blood splatter
murder by gunfire to the face
In case it isn't obvious, the film was South Park: Bigger, Longer & UncutTags: None
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