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Previously on "New years resolution: my current progress"

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    100 bonus points if you can bring that one up in a meeting
    As a warm-up before attempting Voodoo Flux's or Foxy Moron's challenge:


    10 bonus points if you can bring a red towel into a meeting and manage to keep a straight face when someone asks what its for.


    To be honest, I don't think I'll even be able to manage this one!

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  • dinker
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    These are the sort of people who would do it:

    http://i42.tinypic.com/23w4t9y.jpg

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    , site is blocked here.
    Probably best...

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  • Foxy Moron
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    I can prbably guess..But can someone explain what it means, site is blocked here.

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by lightng View Post
    It may prove difficult finding a meeting room with curtains or any other cloth based prop for that matter.
    Her dress would do for starters.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by lightng View Post
    It may prove difficult finding a meeting room with curtains or any other cloth based prop for that matter.
    Difficult indeed - you've got to earn those 1,000,000 points.

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    1,000,000

    perform that
    It may prove difficult finding a meeting room with curtains or any other cloth based prop for that matter.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    100 bonus points if you can bring that one up in a meeting
    1,000,000

    perform that

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  • Foxy Moron
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    100 bonus points if you can bring that one up in a meeting

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  • lightng
    started a topic New years resolution: my current progress

    New years resolution: my current progress

    New years resolution #74: Learn something new every day.


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erman+that+hoe

    So thats what "superman that hoe" means.

    [Ticks another box in diary]
    Last edited by lightng; 13 March 2009, 14:57.

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