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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
    A dumb, insecure and slackjawed trannie.
    That's no way to talk about our Prime Minister

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    Not once you clocked those hairy arms and strangely large hands.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    She looks like how I imagine Mich the Tester's avatar might look after a sex change

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Here's one to throw into the mix. If anything should happen to Brown, Harman would be PM.

    ....and then there is every chance that being male would be made a criminal offence.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    She was a women? no way!
    Well alright, a 'being that is not known to have possessed a willy'.

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  • Foxy Moron
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    She was a women? no way!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    Thatcher?
    She was a woman all her life I think, and apparently she only made cabinet members cut their dicks off. Even Arthur Scargill was allowed to keep his todger.

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  • Foxy Moron
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    Thatcher?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Frightening thought; now that transgender surgery has become so advanced, we may some day see the world’s first transsexual dictator. Amin, Hitler, Milosevic and Stalin will seem like mere playground bullies in comparison.

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  • Foxy Moron
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    I hope her brother gives her a paycut

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    I feel physically sick - a face you'd never tire of punching.
    You would get tired; she'd probably beat the tulip out of you.

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  • Jubber
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    Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
    A dumb, insecure and slackjawed trannie.
    I feel physically sick - a face you'd never tire of punching.

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  • Foxy Moron
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    Everything is in the right place and she won't tell your mum

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  • Svalbaard
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Most of them were men. Just imagine if Adolf had been a woman.
    Well that would have ruined many a playground song. Where would you have suggested that Hitlers "no-balls" were?

    Certainly not in the Albert Hall.

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  • original PM
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    I bet some on here would
    nah jubblies are too small

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