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Not once you clocked those hairy arms and strangely large hands.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
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She looks like how I imagine Mich the Tester's avatar might look after a sex changeOriginally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
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Here's one to throw into the mix. If anything should happen to Brown, Harman would be PM.
....and then there is every chance that being male would be made a criminal offence.
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Well alright, a 'being that is not known to have possessed a willy'.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostShe was a women? no way!
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She was a woman all her life I think, and apparently she only made cabinet members cut their dicks off. Even Arthur Scargill was allowed to keep his todger.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostThatcher?
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Frightening thought; now that transgender surgery has become so advanced, we may some day see the world’s first transsexual dictator. Amin, Hitler, Milosevic and Stalin will seem like mere playground bullies in comparison.
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You would get tired; she'd probably beat the tulip out of you.Originally posted by Jubber View PostI feel physically sick - a face you'd never tire of punching.
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