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SizeZero replied

5 March 2009, 22:05
I read that El Duder post, and can't help wondering if Wilmslow has been his sockpuppet all this time.
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chef replied

5 March 2009, 16:12
classic duder

Originally posted by el duder View Post

Last nights date.

Pure class. The woman was just oozing it. Mind you she was boring as hell, but i didnt care cause she was just drop dead gorgeous.

More in a Kate Middleton cum Sienna Miller kinda fashion rather than a Lindsay Lohan / Jordan thing.

Evening spent in a classy wine bar with a decorative chandlier and the date was in two phases. First phase went really well, after being removed from our seats we stood in the middle of the bar holding court while cigar smoking city types sank champagne and laughed loudly. Second phase of the date ended up in the corner of the bar sat down being bored out of my mind by a girl who looked good but didnt have much to say.

Anyway, she bored me, was a little bit snooty, but i fell for her anyway, and when i asked her for another date got a funny look, then an errr lets see, then i asked her to be honest she said 'maybe'.

Peck on the cheek and gone into the night.

Ive got to stop being so weak with these beautiful women.

Analyse and Review on a postcard please.

did he ever get laid in the end?
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pmeswani replied

5 March 2009, 16:03
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

No not your ARM your CHOPPER!!

erm.... A chopper to me may have a different meaning. that's why I said erm...
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PRC1964 replied

5 March 2009, 16:03
I wanted a chopper when I was a kid. I never got one though, nor did I get the Action Man with Eagle Eyes.

This has scarred me for life.
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Drewster replied

5 March 2009, 16:00
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

erm....

No not your ARM your CHOPPER!!
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pmeswani replied

5 March 2009, 15:58
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Give me the AXE. what sort of wierd euphamism is that..... what are you trying to say... Out with it man come OUT WITH IT!! Get your Chopper Out!!!

erm....
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EternalOptimist replied

5 March 2009, 15:57
Originally posted by chef View Post

anyway.. for 10 points, what was el duders favourite drink?

i know that one

sprite
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Drewster replied

5 March 2009, 15:57
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

As a vegeterian, I'll be happy to give you the axe. I have no idea if you are easily provoked.

Give me the AXE. what sort of wierd euphamism is that..... what are you trying to say... Out with it man come OUT WITH IT!! Get your Chopper Out!!!
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BrianSnail replied

5 March 2009, 15:56
Originally posted by chef View Post

anyway.. for 10 points, what was el duders favourite drink?

Irn-Bru?
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Francko replied

5 March 2009, 15:56
Originally posted by chef View Post

anyway.. for 10 points, what was el duders favourite drink?

that's too complicated... I'll have a sprite first and then I'll think about it...
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pmeswani replied

5 March 2009, 15:55
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

What are you implying!!!! Are you suggesting that I AM NOT easily provoked!!!
You barsteward..... You wait.... I'll have you.... You are dead meat!!!!

As a vegeterian, I'll be happy to give you the axe. I have no idea if you are easily provoked.
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chef replied

5 March 2009, 15:55
anyway.. for 10 points, what was el duders favourite drink?
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Francko replied

5 March 2009, 15:54
Duder was the funniest guy of all times here. His sincerity has no rivals with anybody.
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pmeswani replied

5 March 2009, 15:54
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

More grovelling please

No thanks.
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Drewster replied

5 March 2009, 15:53
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

Well.... some people (including me) are easily provoked.

What are you implying!!!! Are you suggesting that I AM NOT easily provoked!!!
You barsteward..... You wait.... I'll have you.... You are dead meat!!!!
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