The IT Crowd - 01189998819991197253

[DimPrawn]

You know, I hope you've enjoyed reading these as much as I had fun thinking about how things could end up !

No. Next.

[Board Game Geek]

Perhaps the NHS will follow suit...

Text <NAME OF BODY PART> to DOC

Followed by description of problem.

The Doc will analyse and reply back.

Eg,

>>WILLY DOC
>>OMG red mrks on shft
<<Wrm Wtr. Soap. Towl. Lipstk. Dipstk.

Or,

>>HRT DOC
>>HRTZ BAD HLP !
<<IF FEM, NO PRBS. GO 2 DOC IN AM. IF MAN, HRT ATK AND PRBLY DED NOW, SOZ.

>>ANKEL DOC
>>BROK PLAYIN FTBALL. IDEAS ?
<<ROLL ON GRND & CRY IF PRO LEEG, ELSE TKE 2 PARACTML WUSS

>>BLIND DOC
>>Hello, I am John's friend and he's got some sand in his eye and he cannot see at the moment. Hence I am using his phone to text you. What shall I do ?
<< WTF ? GTFO ! I CN ONLY REPLY 2 JON COZ PATIENT CONFIDEN, AND JON CANT READ IT NEWAY. PS L2TXT

>>HEAD DOC
>>I FINK IAM DPRSSED & WANT2 KIL MYSLF
<<LOL ! U & TEH REST OF TEH WURLD M8! EVRY1S MENTL @ SUM POINT. GO 4 A NICE WLK NR TEH CSIDE.

>>CRABS DOC
>> I FINK I GT CRABS
<< U AGIN ? HOW WS TEH WALK ?

>>TUMMY DOC
>>I GT A LUMP ON TUMMY
<<IS THT U CHANTEL ? I FINK U IS PRBLY UP TEH DUFF AGIN

>>TABLT DOC
>>WH@ IS BST WY 2 TKE ORAL CONTRCPTV?
<<ASK BF TO HIDE IN HIS 4SKIN B4 BJ

You know, I hope you've enjoyed reading these as much as I had fun thinking about how things could end up !

[Doggy Styles]

They've splashed £3.5 million on advertising that. Yesterday it wasn't working.

How much difference does anyone think it will make to policing?

The words Desperate and Gimmick spring to mind...

[Board Game Geek]

Omg ! Sum1 Jst Stbbd Me & Im Di In. Pls Snd Doc. Lol. Kthxbai

[darmstadt]

Woman Dials Police Emergency Line for Love

[SallyAnne]

[Bagpuss]

text back: NER NER NER NER

[ThomasSoerensen]

HLP ABT2 B RBBD SND ARMD PLC THX CU L8R ROFL

p.s. AARRRGGHH...

[TimberWolf]

HLP ABT2 B RBBD SND ARMD PLC THX CU L8R ROFL

p.s. AARRRGGHH...

[Bagpuss]

Hasn't there been a spate of people calling 999 becuase their Pizza is late, the car won't start, the wrong person won Pop Idol etc? Hence this number

[BrilloPad]

Who cares whether we call/text : they still wont turn up.

Unless you say you have caught the offender and are about to shoot him....

[DimPrawn]

Remember that episode where they replaced 999 with a new catchy easy to remember privatised phone number?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...lling-999.html

Text 66101 for police instead of calling 999 #

Victims of crime will be able to text their local police force for assistance rather than call 999, under a new national scheme.