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Previously on "How to identifier a complete and utter t*sser"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    Hi Everyone

    I was reading this at clientco on Friday and laughed so much I had tears running down my face and my sides ached, but I couldn't remember a peer named 'Lord Vader'.I went home and asked my OH if he knew who Lord Vader was. It's Lord Darth Vader, you know from Star Wars he said. Then he couldn't stop laughing at me!

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  • Boudica
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Lord Jesus Christ
    Hi Everyone

    I was reading this at clientco on Friday and laughed so much I had tears running down my face and my sides ached, but I couldn't remember a peer named 'Lord Vader'.I went home and asked my OH if he knew who Lord Vader was. It's Lord Darth Vader, you know from Star Wars he said. Then he couldn't stop laughing at me!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
    How does this work then?

    Try Sir Sterling Moss perhaps.

    Don't think your rule quite works

    tim
    Thar is the exception to the rule.

    Here is another one : Sir Bob Geldof. Well he would be a Sir if not Irish....

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    They all have "Sir", "Lord", "Lady", "Baroness" or something similar before their names

    e.g. Lord Ahmed, Sir Fred "the Shred".

    Any others?
    How does this work then?

    Try Sir Sterling Moss perhaps.

    Don't think your rule quite works

    tim

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    By the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:

    That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.

    That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...
    'You may very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment'. (Urquhart-House of Cards)

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Churchill, I do like your new avatar.
    It confirms my suspicions about why you need to own a very large car.
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <bump>

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    By the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:

    That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.


    That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...
    Churchill, I do like your new avatar.
    It confirms my suspicions about why you need to own a very large car.

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  • Churchill
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    By the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:

    That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.


    That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS
    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post


    Ok - I tried - think I will join you
    HTH

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  • zara_backdog
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    Ok - I tried - think I will join you

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  • sasguru
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    FFS

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    Ok - Imply then!
    I DID

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    It is possible that I was trying to imply or that you might infer from it!

    but the self professed or self styled would be about right
    Ok - Imply then!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    By the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:
    It is possible that I was trying to imply or that you might infer from it!

    but the self professed or self styled would be about right

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Keep digging ...
    Eh?

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