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She should do the shoot... for one thing they will do her hair and make up for free, (and God knows she needs it!). Second they will pay her...
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostCharlie Statham on breakfast this morning was funny when interviewing her. Talking about the Nuts proposal he said "Well why not go the whole hog for women's empowerment and do the shoot"?
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostIt's because they breed faster (and younger). Sheer weight of numbers.
I blame the lawmakers. Starting with Moses and some of his commandments.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAre you referring to the Labour party?
It's true though. In prehistoric days, the stupid cavemen would be outmanouvred and killed off by the clever ones. Natural selection.
It seems to work in reverse these days.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostThe typical hooting and barking of the underclass at anyone who dares to show even the slightest glimmer of intellectual ability.
It's true though. In prehistoric days, the stupid cavemen would be outmanouvred and killed off by the clever ones. Natural selection.
It seems to work in reverse these days.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThey won't let me in Primark, they say I lower the tone.
I knew a bloke from my later schooldays called Dogger Brown, allegedly because he'd done it with a real dog. He never denied it. He was very quiet though.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postperhaps you should come out of the Charity shop and consider Primark as a first step.
I knew a bloke from my later schooldays called Dogger Brown, allegedly because he'd done it with a real dog. He never denied it. He was very quiet though.
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"Intelligent girls have nice tits too" : personally I like most tits. Perhaps I should be more choosey?
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