Reply to: Time for a party

[Board Game Geek]

Awww, poor RH.


Here, let me help you with some Rammstein.

<Turns volume up to 11>

[realityhack]

Crap. I have the mother, father and extended family of all hangovers. Ow.

[BrowneIssue]

Hi!

Err, hello?

HELLO??



<checks address>

Yep. Right address.

It smells like there was a party.

The carpet looks like there was a party.

<sigh>



Oh, well. At least the blinking Ferret hasn't dumped the dregs in Light-Relief for me to clean up like he did last time.

<wanders off again>

[FSM with Cheddar]

This party seems to have gone down hill.

<Gets out karaoke>
<this should get things going>
<singing>
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
</singing>

[Ruprect]

Thats it I'm off - they are all bl**dy lesbians.... b*thches... Uuuuurp! *king girls... *king hate them.... *king lezzies Uuuuuuuurp!

Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!

Was that a piece of carrot in his beard?

[Drewster]

Can't I'm afraid, I'm off to meet my fella.... as for HAB, don't knock it till you've tried it

Thats it I'm off - they are all bl**dy lesbians.... b*thches... Uuuuurp! *king girls... *king hate them.... *king lezzies Uuuuuuuurp!

Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!

[original PM]

<--Appears from darkened room-->

*hands bottle of buckfast to Brewster*

That'll sort you out

<--Disappears back into darkened room -->

[cailin maith]

Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
Uuuuurp! Fancy a snog

Can't I'm afraid, I'm off to meet my fella.... as for HAB, don't knock it till you've tried it

[Drewster]

Oi - I'm over here ... I'm not as hairy as HAB!!

Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
Uuuuurp! Fancy a snog

[cailin maith]

[Drewster staggers back form karzi - slight stains on shirt, wipes mouth with back of hand]

[Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]

Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?

Oi - I'm over here ... I'm not as hairy as HAB!!

[Drewster]

These parties are fab

[Drewster staggers back form karzi - slight stains on shirt, wipes mouth with back of hand]

[Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]

Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?

[cailin maith]

These parties are fab

[Drewster]

<Shaves Drewster's Eyebrows>

uck... wash appenin.. I feel funny... Where ish everyone...
I fik I am gonna..... skuze me [mad rush to karzi..... sounds of violent retching]

[cailin maith]

Watch out, someone's just called EO a shirtlifter (I think it might have been Cybertory), and he's got the right hump

Eh? Washhh a she-D? Ja wanna dance darlin?

You shouldn't mistake HAB for me, it's not a good idea

[Ruprect]

OI I shaid wanna dansh.... OI

Ohhhhhh my head urts... What wash in that shloe Gin...

I thinksh I might be a lirrle pished.... I thinksh I might jusht lie down for a lirrle bit....

<Shaves Drewster's Eyebrows>