Reply to: Pimp culling?

[Drewster]

Yes, no, no.

As the Actress said to the Bishop.......

IGMC

[Archangel]

Large breasts, large thighs, deep voice?

Yes, no, no.

[threaded]

One of the Pimps from my current agents has just been given the boot because the market is so slow.

She was actually one of the more tolerable ones as well.

Large breasts, large thighs, deep voice?

[thunderlizard]

Estate agency and recruitment 'consultancy' are indeed very similar professions. People who leave one usually go and work in the other. So I would imagine the size of the two 'professions' varies inversely.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus


PM-Junkie - You can tell Epicurus he was wrong - God created Good And Evil - because he felt like it.

I once met him - you know God - in a bar in Hamilton - in a corner of an evening from the past - when I realised who he was - I was so angry with all the injustice he had created - that I took off my jacket and asked him to step outside .

When I stepped outsdie I saw - not God - but myself standing there and then we cried all the back way home.

You see - The Monster was me.

The moral of this magic spell ?

God did take my Logic - for a ride.

[teclo]

[Deep Thinking] I cannot think for any use for a "Pimp Skin" [/Deep Thnking]

but don't let that stop the good work.

Lampshades?

How about seat coverings? Can you think of anything better for a pimp pelt but to be used as an arse rest?

Maybe I think about these things a little too much.....

[PM-Junkie]

Yep, Reed have been laying a large number off, my sister being one of them.

Hmmm, bang goes that theory then. I've never had a bad experience with Reed and personally don't classify them as cowboys.

[Mort]

Yep, Reed have been laying a large number off, my sister being one of them.

[Drewster]

You hang them to dry for a few weeks, cut them up, and use them to dry cars after you've washed them.

wipe your *rse

Now I see where you are going with this! Trouble is a question of quality.... could you rely on "Pimp Skin" not to let you down?

[Archangel]

One of the Pimps from my current agents has just been given the boot because the market is so slow.

She was actually one of the more tolerable ones as well.

[PM-Junkie]

[Deep Thinking] I cannot think for any use for a "Pimp Skin" [/Deep Thnking]

but don't let that stop the good work.

You hang them to dry for a few weeks, cut them up, and use them to dry cars after you've washed them.

Or you stretch them out and use them as trampolines.

The possibilities are endless!

[Drewster]

My secret's out.....it's actually my plan B. I sell their hides

[Deep Thinking] I cannot think for any use for a "Pimp Skin" [/Deep Thnking]

but don't let that stop the good work.

[PM-Junkie]

Sh*t! From the title I thought you had been.......

My secret's out.....it's actually my plan B. I sell their hides

[Bunk]

Aw, poor things. If they send me 2 references I'm sure I can sort them out

[Drewster]

Starting to see a few estate agents' offices close round here, and that got me wondering about pimps.

Anyone have any sightings or confirmed evidence of recruitment consultants disappearing? At this stage of the game it will be the more incompetent and unprofessional ones who vanish, so such news would gladden the hearts of all of us....so if anyone hears of anything, do pass it on

Sh*t! From the title I thought you had been.......