Who is up for this one then?

[Bagpuss]

"Acute NHS experience" - Is that a bit like acute diarrhoea?

It's a bit like saying "Must have no fookin clue"

[oracleslave]

Many years ago I did a contract for the DHSS as it was then called. Part of my job was to do with collating data from various regional health authorities to be used as answers for MPs during Question Time. Most of the time was spent looking through the data to see which areas had the worst records or the highest amount of cases of STDs. Used to be quite interesting sometimes looking at the data. Bloody good canteen though, especially breakfasts.

You went from STD's to food a little too quickly for my liking.

[darmstadt]

Many years ago I did a contract for the DHSS as it was then called. Part of my job was to do with collating data from various regional health authorities to be used as answers for MPs during Question Time. Most of the time was spent looking through the data to see which areas had the worst records or the highest amount of cases of STDs. Used to be quite interesting sometimes looking at the data. Bloody good canteen though, especially breakfasts.

[BoredBloke]

Pulled out at the last minute.

but did you wipe on the curtains on the way out?

[DimPrawn]

Pulled out at the last minute.

[Chugnut]

I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


I say.

Did you opt in?

[Sysman]

Essential Skills for the role include: Acute NHS experience, experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data, MS Excel and MS Access

"Acute NHS experience" - Is that a bit like acute diarrhoea?

[BoredBloke]

I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


I say.

what was her rate?

[basshead]

I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


I say.

[Zippy]

Ah!

The veritable "pox doctor's clerk"...

There was a time when that was a dream job...

It is an "exciting opportunity". Apparently...

[Mich the Tester]

"experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data"

Is it that different to any other data?

It can contain some nasty virusses. You'll need a latex firewall.

[BrilloPad]

"experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data"

Is it that different to any other data?

[BoredBloke]

http://www.jobserve.com/WCE2374068E11E907.jsjob

Information Analyst Contract


An exciting opportunity has arisen at a large NHS Trust based in London. An Information Analyst is required to produce reports on patient data relating to GUM and Sexual Health and to monitor the departmental data.

You will be based in the GUM and Sexual Health area of the Hospital and will be the main point of contact for information. You will also be liasing with the central information team and will be producing regular reports using Excel and Access.

Essential Skills for the role include: Acute NHS experience, experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data, MS Excel and MS Access

It is desirable that you have SQL but not essential.

Should you possess the above essential skills, please send you CV in to the above address ASAP.

Location London
Country England
Start Date ASAP
Duration 3 months +
Rate 200-300/Day
Employment Business Venn Group
Contact Rebecca Brannan
Telephone 0207 557 7667
Fax 0207 557 7666
Email Rebecca.Brannan.E5FB4.D3829@mail.jobserve.com
Reference JS3821980/INFORMATIONANALYST/REB
Posted Date 19/02/2009 11:43:25