Ornitholigists say birds fly

[voron]

Oh yes, someday my son, you will be wise in the ways of the woman...

I'll report it when it happens

[The Late, Great JC]

Then you, Sir, are no geek. For us true geeks, that is something we still dream about. But soon, some day real soon, it's bound to happen

Oh yes, someday my son, you will be wise in the ways of the woman...

[voron]

And I know a few birds who were shags.

Then you, Sir, are no geek. For us true geeks, that is something we still dream about. But soon, some day real soon, it's bound to happen

[stackpole]

I thought the Shag was a bird.

Still is.

And I know a few birds who were shags.

[voron]

Birds sh ag as well.

I thought the Shag was a bird.

[stackpole]

But they warn that there are some flightless birds, so try not to be confused.
If you see a bird on the ground, chase it with a spade. If it doesn't fly away, it's probably flightless (or dead).

Birds sh ag as well.

[Dundeegeorge]

But they warn that there are some flightless birds, so try not to be confused.
If you see a bird on the ground, chase it with a spade. If it doesn't fly away, it's probably flightless (or dead).