Bye bye Bill it was nice knowing ya...

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Bovvered replied

5 October 2005, 07:49
Originally posted by tux

With 97% all .net development going to India in the next three years and the shift from Windows to Linux on the desktop gaining greater momentum year on year I wouldn't want to be in a Microsoft contractor's shoes.

What are you into? Notes???
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wobbegong replied

4 October 2005, 15:36
Originally posted by WageSlave

Or, Google + Sun = Topless stunner with every web search. Now that's what I call technology

Well I personaly, find these decapitation videos unpalatable, but each to their own.
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WageSlave replied

4 October 2005, 14:23
Originally posted by threaded

Google + Sun = web browsable star office + a big fsck off pile of boxen

Or, Google + Sun = Topless stunner with every web search. Now that's what I call technology
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WageSlave replied

4 October 2005, 14:00
Originally posted by n5gooner

did anyone read the report of a lady passing out in a supermarket because she had a vibrating snatch.....and could not turn it off! Slipery when wet....

Unless it's an old woman, in which case, 'do not operate when dry'.
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n5gooner replied

4 October 2005, 13:48
Originally posted by WageSlave

If you're looking for something to vibrate in a snatch, I have just the thing

Btw, if it doesn't cause a flutter, you're doing it wrong

did anyone read the report of a lady passing out in a supermarket because she had a vibrating snatch.....and could not turn it off! Slipery when wet....
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WageSlave replied

4 October 2005, 13:35
Originally posted by threaded

Some small enough to vibrate in a snatch and not cause a flutter

If you're looking for something to vibrate in a snatch, I have just the thing

Btw, if it doesn't cause a flutter, you're doing it wrong
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threaded replied

4 October 2005, 13:30
googly solarisy type boxy thingies in more varieties than heinz. Some small enough to vibrate in a snatch and not cause a flutter, others large deeply throbbing in the data centre.

remember you heard it hear first...
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tux replied

4 October 2005, 13:22
With 97% all .net development going to India in the next three years and the shift from Windows to Linux on the desktop gaining greater momentum year on year I wouldn't want to be in a Microsoft contractor's shoes.
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threaded started a topic Bye bye Bill it was nice knowing ya...

4 October 2005, 13:16
Bye bye Bill it was nice knowing ya...

Well it has got in the papers.

So I might as well tell you.

Google + Sun = web browsable star office + a big fsck off pile of boxen
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