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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
    It's down to personal taste.
    I agree. Each to there own.

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  • Ardesco
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    I must be suppressing something.....

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
    Would be quite easy to take it out of context, wouldn't it?
    It's down to personal taste.

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Is it just me who doesn't like the sound of that at all?

    Would be quite easy to take it out of context, wouldn't it?

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Pfft most of the arses I have come across that do this are young male and think they are some sort of Wideboy Laaandan Grifter.
    Is it just me who doesn't like the sound of that at all?

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  • the_duderama
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Actually perfectly valid add if you ask me, he's clearly looking for someone for an ISP or Telco - the MPLS/BGP & QoS kind of give it away (CCIP ties in and CCNP would probably be a minimum requirement).

    Bucket loads more he could ask for and hasn't.
    Yeah, i can do all that business and them some, gissa job?

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Lazy, lazy agent:

    Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
    Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
    If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

    Thanks and Regards
    A.N.Idiot.


    Another hard day at the office.
    Actually perfectly valid add if you ask me, he's clearly looking for someone for an ISP or Telco - the MPLS/BGP & QoS kind of give it away (CCIP ties in and CCNP would probably be a minimum requirement).

    Bucket loads more he could ask for and hasn't.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
    (s)he

    Equal Opps Police patrolling.

    Pfft most of the arses I have come across that do this are young male and think they are some sort of Wideboy Laaandan Grifter.

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    What he really means is:

    Send me a CV with the following buzz words in it and I'll shove you into a job you can't do at a rate they can't refuse, then bad mouth you in 3 months when they realise you're tulip.

    But who cares, you made a pittance and I get to go CHA-CHING!!!
    (s)he

    Equal Opps Police patrolling.

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  • Ardesco
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    What he really means is:

    Send me a CV with the following buzz words in it and I'll shove you into a job you can't do at a rate they can't refuse, then bad mouth you in 3 months when they realise you're tulip.

    But who cares, you made a pittance and I get to go CHA-CHING!!!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
    If so, enclosed is a copy of your CV.
    THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Lazy, lazy agent:

    Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
    Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
    If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

    Thanks and Regards
    A.N.Idiot.


    Another hard day at the office.
    To which you could reply....

    Are you a rookie?
    Do you have boredom written on your forehead?
    Is your agency about to go bust and you are facing possible redundancy?
    If so, enclosed is a copy of your CV.

    Leave a comment:


  • ace00
    started a topic Lazy, lazy agent

    Lazy, lazy agent

    Lazy, lazy agent:

    Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
    Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
    If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

    Thanks and Regards
    A.N.Idiot.


    Another hard day at the office.
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