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BrianSnail replied

11 February 2009, 09:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Ahem.

It is well known, in psychoanalitic circles, that when a person describes a favourite colour, they are actually describing themselves. The colour itself is often a metaphor.

When a person selects a favourite animal, and describes it, they are really describing their ideal partner in life.

When a person decribes how they think about water, they are also describing how they think about sex.

Counselling also available at competetive rates

So then, I said...

1. My favourite colour is orange (bright, warm, summer)
2. My favourite animal is lion (strong, king, roar)
3. Water (wet, surfing, drink)

All quite acurate I think...

Help EO! What are your competetive rates? Can you book me in for Friday?
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ace00 replied

11 February 2009, 09:19
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Ahem.

It is well known, in psychoanalitic circles, that when a person describes a favourite colour, they are actually describing themselves. The colour itself is often a metaphor.

When a person selects a favourite animal, and describes it, they are really describing their ideal partner in life.

When a person decribes how they think about water, they are also describing how they think about sex.

Counselling also available at competetive rates

Really?

Ocean green, shark and wet. How can you describe water?
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realityhack replied

11 February 2009, 08:09
Nice one. So my ideal partner is bonkers, agile and inquisitive? Yep, that'll do.
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expat replied

11 February 2009, 07:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Ahem.

It is well known, in psychoanalitic circles, that when a person describes a favourite colour, they are actually describing themselves. The colour itself is often a metaphor.

When a person selects a favourite animal, and describes it, they are really describing their ideal partner in life.

When a person decribes how they think about water, they are also describing how they think about sex.

I'm scared of throwing myself into water with abandon, but I don't mind putting it in my mouth.

So **** off!
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EternalOptimist started a topic CUK Psychoanalysis - the Results are in

11 February 2009, 07:44
CUK Psychoanalysis - the Results are in

Ahem.

It is well known, in psychoanalitic circles, that when a person describes a favourite colour, they are actually describing themselves. The colour itself is often a metaphor.

When a person selects a favourite animal, and describes it, they are really describing their ideal partner in life.

When a person decribes how they think about water, they are also describing how they think about sex.

Counselling also available at competetive rates
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