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DS23 replied

3 February 2009, 09:24
and monster raving loony?

a lolly
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Ruprect replied

3 February 2009, 09:04
What if they were the green party?
- A grolly.

igmc
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Grinder replied

3 February 2009, 09:03
Although the timings are not shown with the quotes, that is certainly witty!
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EternalOptimist started a topic Quick wit and repartee

3 February 2009, 09:01
Quick wit and repartee

Was up in the lakes at the weekend and we went for a walk from Keswick round Derwent water through Portinscale, then back to the hotel/pub for a beerio. We had a few then landed in a second hotel that had a massive conservatory- as we admired the arching glass

Mrs EO - 'Conservatory - Fkng Tories'
EO - 'I suppose if they were socialists it would be Laboratory'
Mrs EO - 'heh heh'
EO - 'What if they were Lib dems ?'
Mrs EO - 'It would be a folly'
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