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Gonzo replied

1 February 2009, 23:53
Can I nominate myself for the Womens' section chair?

You don't want to leave that to a bird to do it, she'll only mess it up.

<DUCKS AND RUNS FOR COVER>
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BrilloPad replied

1 February 2009, 20:57
I propose Blaster Bates for Doom Chair. Must be a slam dunk......
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BrilloPad replied

1 February 2009, 20:56
Is the £20 tax deductable? i.e. is it purely a business expense or is there pleasure involved?
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PRC1964 replied

1 February 2009, 20:47
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Apply here to become a member.

EO inc are proud to announce the formation of a new and mostly secret organisation - 'The Brotherhood of the Keyboard'.

Membership is £20 per annum and new members recieve a t shirt, rule book and free affiliation to the Daily Mail.
The rule book oulines the terms and conditions of membership, the 'secret handshake' that allows members to recognise each other in the pub or in an interview situation, a list of Peers that are available for bribing.

Activities will include, Collecting for the poor, agent baiting and Guess the weight of the sheep (NZ members only)

I propose myself for Executive Grand Wizard, seek nominations for

treasurer
Chaiman
Apocalyptic Doom Chair
Womens section chair
Black section chair

I'm waiting for aTW to tell me what a good comrade should do.
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BrowneIssue replied

1 February 2009, 20:36
Do I get to use postnominals? Would I be a MBK?

What are the criteria for fellowship, and how much is fellowship annual renewal?

On how much of the £20 can I claw back the tax?
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norrahe replied

1 February 2009, 13:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

treasurer
Chaiman
Apocalyptic Doom Chair
Womens section chair
Black section chair

no lesbian/gay/transgender chair

Not very equal opportunities, if it was I suppose you'd get a copy of the guardian instead of the mail, along with a pair of sandals and a packet of lentils

Last edited by norrahe; 1 February 2009, 14:14.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Apply here for membership

1 February 2009, 12:47
Apply here for membership

Apply here to become a member.

EO inc are proud to announce the formation of a new and mostly secret organisation - 'The Brotherhood of the Keyboard'.

Membership is £20 per annum and new members recieve a t shirt, rule book and free affiliation to the Daily Mail.
The rule book oulines the terms and conditions of membership, the 'secret handshake' that allows members to recognise each other in the pub or in an interview situation, a list of Peers that are available for bribing.

Activities will include, Collecting for the poor, agent baiting and Guess the weight of the sheep (NZ members only)

I propose myself for Executive Grand Wizard, seek nominations for

treasurer
Chaiman
Apocalyptic Doom Chair
Womens section chair
Black section chair
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