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threaded replied

27 January 2009, 20:05
Do you think his missus was navigating?
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Zippy replied

27 January 2009, 12:31
And I'd just like to congratulate everyone on two pages of posts without anyone suggesting the missus was navigating. Well done CUK!
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Purple Dalek replied

27 January 2009, 12:30
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Maybe Jesus wanted him for a Sunbeam.

Was he driving a Christler?
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Zippy replied

27 January 2009, 12:29
Could have been caused by Delaurian the opposite carriageway?
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DimPrawn replied

27 January 2009, 12:25
Maybe it was Moses

From the Bible:

The sound of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the city.
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Churchill replied

27 January 2009, 12:20
Was he playing "Nearer my God to thee" on the car stereo?
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Chugnut replied

27 January 2009, 12:16
"Collecting for the church roof" seems justifiable in this case.
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swamp replied

27 January 2009, 12:16
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Maybe Jesus wanted him for a Sunbeam.

Christ the Ford is Risen Today.
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EternalOptimist replied

27 January 2009, 12:15
oh my.

please stop now.

I am starting to bleed from the ears
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threaded replied

27 January 2009, 12:14
Originally posted by swamp View Post

Police believe he was a je-Skoda witness.

Maybe Jesus wanted him for a Sunbeam.
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Purple Dalek replied

27 January 2009, 12:12
Bet he wished he'd walked, then he could have taken the Stairway to Heaven instead of the Highway to Hell...
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swamp replied

27 January 2009, 12:11
Police believe he was a je-skoda witness.
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swamp replied

27 January 2009, 12:10
The man said afterwards: "pew, I nearly met my maker".
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EternalOptimist replied

27 January 2009, 12:02
I wonder what they will do to hymn ? probably throw the good book at hymn

igmc
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Purple Dalek replied

27 January 2009, 12:00
Originally posted by threaded View Post

I wonder if he prayed to Jesus whilst he was airborne?

7m up and 35m down range is quite effective, and I don't see much of a ramp, I guess that bush is what gave him the take off angle.

burning bush
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