Reply to: Presentations hints

[steve'O]

cute little butt you have Steve

You want me to turn round?

[The Lone Gunman]

A spanking, a spanking theres going to be a spanking!!!!

[SandyDown]

Why do I have a strange image in my head at the moment!!
For god sake Sandydown put them out of their misery

cute little butt you have Steve

[steve'O]

Why do I have a strange image in my head at the moment!!
For god sake Sandydown put them out of their misery

[n5gooner]

oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties

well if you need a hand I have one spare at the moment, the other is kinda busy....

[Lucifer Box]

Well put, Lucifer. Remember to point out that if they don't accept your recommendations the business will not exist in a few years time. Include lots of nice illustrations; graphs showing trends (don't forget to normalise!) and expected financial savings. Remember your client and make sure s/he approves (potential empire building) and above all; NEVER SPRING A SURPRISE ON YOUR CLIENT. Let them know exactly what you are going to say.

Likewise, Voron. You have to be in hard marketing mode and really ram home to your listeners succinctly and clearly what the benefits are. Remember, a quarter of them aren't listening, a quarter are wishing they're somewhere else, a quarter of them don't have the intellectual capability to see how an abstract concept of "doing something" will do anything other than give them something to do they're not doing right now (i.e. hard work for them). If you are lucky, the final quarter are actually listening but the majority of those won't be able to see the benefits unless you stuff them down their throats.

[The Lone Gunman]

oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties

You tease, what a little minx, need a hand?

[ratewhore]

oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties

Set them up as a marquee and hold the presentation in there. It'll blow their socks off!!!

[SandyDown]

doh........

oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties

[The Lone Gunman]

Noooooooooooo, unfortunatley am not wearing a thong today... my panty lines are showing too

For a moment there I thought we were getting a presentation naked from the waiste down Brazillian, cue ball or rain forrest?

[n5gooner]

Noooooooooooo, unfortunatley am not wearing a thong today... my panty lines are showing too

doh........

[SandyDown]

OK , so you're not wearing a skirt. I guess the damage is probably done there but we can still do this. Undo your blouse and try lots of bending over (both towards them and after having accidentlly dropped your pen on the floor). You do have a thong on don't you ? Also try lots of giggling that always works.

HTH

Pods

Noooooooooooo, unfortunatley am not wearing a thong today... my panty lines are showing too

[n5gooner]

Sandydown doesn't think he knows she exsists...That's why she want's to hone her presentation skills. As Lucifer says

"You have to explain in short, punchy terms what the benefits to the listeners are and why they would be mad not to do whatever it is. Many people make the classic mistake of assuming the benefits are obvious to all but most of the listeners would rather do nothing. You have to appeal to their selfishness."

got ya...wheres the CV?

[steve'O]

Post a photo!

[voron]

What's In It For Me.

You have to explain in short, punchy terms what the benefits to the listeners are and why they would be mad not to do whatever it is. Many people make the classic mistake of assuming the benefits are obvious to all but most of the listeners would rather do nothing. You have to appeal to their selfishness.

Well put, Lucifer. Remember to point out that if they don't accept your recommendations the business will not exist in a few years time. Include lots of nice illustrations; graphs showing trends (don't forget to normalise!) and expected financial savings. Remember your client and make sure s/he approves (potential empire building) and above all; NEVER SPRING A SURPRISE ON YOUR CLIENT. Let them know exactly what you are going to say.