Happy birthday Becks, I was going to offer you a beer but it appears I'm all out.
"The judge told Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, imam of a mosque in the southern resort of Fuengirola, to spend six months studying three articles of the constitution and the universal declaration of human rights."
The judge should have sentenced him to learning all the EU regulations it's produced so far, now that would have kept him out of trouble for a bit.
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Originally posted by Rebecca LoosSorry Mr Stallion, much older - probably too old for you now!
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Originally posted by Rebecca Loos===============
I am not making this up.
Oh, and it's my birthday today. Thank you!
Rebecca
So, how many? 15 or 16?
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Originally posted by hyperD
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Originally posted by voronHappy Birthday!
...errr...it's my wife's birthday as well...hey...are we all married to the same person???
Get your banjos at http://www.banjoplayingfreaks.com
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Originally posted by wobbegongLast week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?
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Originally posted by wobbegongHappy Birthday!
Hold on, it's Mrs Wobbegongs' birthday today as well. You're not . . . . nah, couldn't be . . . could it?
...errr...it's my wife's birthday as well...hey...are we all married to the same person???
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Originally posted by wobbegongLast week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?
gets real messy as well..........
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Originally posted by n5goonerwell that's ok - it was'nt for you, it was for my friend Becks.......did you do that when you went to kids partys?
Last week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?
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Originally posted by wobbegongI don't know why, and no disrespect to you n5gooner, but looking at that cake, I have an uncontrollable urge to stamp on it!
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I heard he had been making a number of *ahem* "contributions" in all kinds of unsavoury places!!!
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I don't know why, and no disrespect to you n5gooner, but looking at that cake, I have an uncontrollable urge to stamp on it!
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Thanks guys!
And thanks for the cake - much better looking than the one I got from the so called French patisserie this morning!
I am not Mrs Wobbegong.... unless my bf has been contributing on this forum without my knowledge? Not impossible! After all, he doesn't know I'm here!
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