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  • Joe Bloggs
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    Happy birthday Becks, I was going to offer you a beer but it appears I'm all out.



    "The judge told Mohamed Kamal Mustafa, imam of a mosque in the southern resort of Fuengirola, to spend six months studying three articles of the constitution and the universal declaration of human rights."

    The judge should have sentenced him to learning all the EU regulations it's produced so far, now that would have kept him out of trouble for a bit.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    Sorry Mr Stallion, much older - probably too old for you now!
    It's fine, it's fine. But I'd like you more in that Britney Spear college kit, though.

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    Sorry Mr Stallion, much older - probably too old for you now!

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
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    I am not making this up.

    Oh, and it's my birthday today. Thank you!

    Rebecca
    Happy birthday sweetie.

    So, how many? 15 or 16?

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Yep!



    Get your banjos at http://www.banjoplayingfreaks.com

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by voron
    Happy Birthday!

    ...errr...it's my wife's birthday as well...hey...are we all married to the same person???
    Yep!



    Get your banjos at http://www.banjoplayingfreaks.com

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    Last week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?
    I remember as a kid one of my friends had a birthday party. Everyone broke all his presents and p1ssed off home

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    Happy Birthday!

    Hold on, it's Mrs Wobbegongs' birthday today as well. You're not . . . . nah, couldn't be . . . could it?
    Happy Birthday!

    ...errr...it's my wife's birthday as well...hey...are we all married to the same person???

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    Last week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?

    gets real messy as well..........

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    well that's ok - it was'nt for you, it was for my friend Becks.......did you do that when you went to kids partys?

    Last week, yeah. Some kids parents have no sense of humour, do they?

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    I don't know why, and no disrespect to you n5gooner, but looking at that cake, I have an uncontrollable urge to stamp on it!
    well that's ok - it was'nt for you, it was for my friend Becks.......did you do that when you went to kids partys?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I heard he had been making a number of *ahem* "contributions" in all kinds of unsavoury places!!!

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  • wobbegong
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    I don't know why, and no disrespect to you n5gooner, but looking at that cake, I have an uncontrollable urge to stamp on it!

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  • n5gooner
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    well any time you need a cake in the oven,,,,,,,I'm here.

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    Thanks guys!
    And thanks for the cake - much better looking than the one I got from the so called French patisserie this morning!

    I am not Mrs Wobbegong.... unless my bf has been contributing on this forum without my knowledge? Not impossible! After all, he doesn't know I'm here!

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