If I was a Dung Beetle

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BrilloPad replied

24 January 2009, 19:53
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If I were a South American Dung Beetle, it would be of paramount importance to me to evolve into a new species.
I would strive to climb the ladder and first would be a pair of hands, opposable thumbs and ocular precision. Then I would be in a position to jiggle Caroline Flints boobies, tweak her nips and watch them bounce as she slapped me.

Forget all that milliipede bollux, this is what evolution is all about

If I were a dung beetle I would eat dung. I am used to it at clientco anyway.
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Doggy Styles replied

24 January 2009, 19:42
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If I were a South American Dung Beetle, it would be of paramount importance to me to evolve into a new species.
I would strive to climb the ladder and first would be a pair of hands, opposable thumbs and ocular precision. Then I would be in a position to jiggle Caroline Flints boobies, tweak her nips and watch them bounce as she slapped me.

Forget all that milliipede bollux, this is what evolution is all about

Species might choose how they survive, but not how they evolve. You might end up with pointy extremities made of razor-sharp things for stabbing into the ladder, and cut Caroline Flint's boobies right off.
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BrowneIssue replied

24 January 2009, 15:59
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were a dung beetle.

I shall eat a Dark Chocolate HobNob in respect of the above roof-bound fiddler.
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bogeyman replied

24 January 2009, 15:43
If I were a dung beetle,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a dung beetle.

I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy dung,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle beetle.

Lord who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I were a dung beetle.
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EternalOptimist started a topic If I was a Dung Beetle

24 January 2009, 15:23
If I was a Dung Beetle

If I were a South American Dung Beetle, it would be of paramount importance to me to evolve into a new species.
I would strive to climb the ladder and first would be a pair of hands, opposable thumbs and ocular precision. Then I would be in a position to jiggle Caroline Flints boobies, tweak her nips and watch them bounce as she slapped me.

Forget all that milliipede bollux, this is what evolution is all about
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