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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYes barstewards, these Tory voting Merc driving ipod owners.
At least you are safe baggy, having nothing worth nicking.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostA mate very recently had his Merc stolen off his drive while he was sleeping. Stole his Laptops, Wii, IPods, credit cards while they were at it.
He works away, now his wife and kids are scared in their own home!
Barstewards
At least you are safe baggy, having nothing worth nicking.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere will be a national knife database, to store scanned images, identifying properties and owner’s personal details for every knife in the country. This database will be linked to the national e-mail and spam database, the ID card register and police DNA databases so as to cross reference the DNA of knives with the unique metallic properties of their owners. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Anyway, Cack Gemini and Accidenture have analysed our wishes and have gained the tender for this project, costed at 789 billion pounds to be funded partly by PFIs. This investment will make a major contribution to the war on terror and help to protect hard working families against those who would cause damage to our way of life in the wake of the problems which started in America and spread to the rest of the world.
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A mate very recently had his Merc stolen off his drive while he was sleeping. Stole his Laptops, Wii, IPods, credit cards while they were at it.
He works away, now his wife and kids are scared in their own home!
Barstewards
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There will be a national knife database, to store scanned images, identifying properties and owner’s personal details for every knife in the country. This database will be linked to the national e-mail and spam database, the ID card register and police DNA databases so as to cross reference the DNA of knives with the unique metallic properties of their owners. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Anyway, Cack Gemini and Accidenture have analysed our wishes and have gained the tender for this project, costed at 789 billion pounds to be funded partly by PFIs. This investment will make a major contribution to the war on terror and help to protect hard working families against those who would cause damage to our way of life in the wake of the problems which started in America and spread to the rest of the world.
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostDo the fraud and burglary figures just relate to those perpetrated by the government?
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Do the fraud and burglary figures just relate to those perpetrated by the government?
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Economy fooked, at least they are tough on crime
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7844455.stm
Rises in recorded crime
Knife/Sharp instrument robbery: 18%
Fraud/forgery: 16%
Drugs: 9%
Home burglary: 4%
Other burglary: 3%
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