Reply to: Message from US Government

[Chantho]

Message from US Government:

All Whites to report to the cotton fields first thing tomorrow morning .



Note to Mods:
This is a joke!!! I'm not a racist!

Was this a directive from the Black House ?

[EternalOptimist]

Little Barak goes up to his mum

'mummy, how come I am black and you are white ?'

'Do NOT even ask me. When I think back to that party...... just thank the lord you don't bark'

[Doggy Styles]

Have you notcied the imrpessive table which is at the heart of the Oval Office ?

Did you know that table was a gift from Queen Victoria ?

Has it got QV loves PA scratched on it?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Have you seen the latest pictures of the oval office? Looks like Bush stripped it on his way out.

Have you notcied the imrpessive table which is at the heart of the Oval Office ?

Did you know that table was a gift from Queen Victoria ?

[PM-Junkie]

Britain is the least racist country in Europe, says equality head Trevor Phillips

Well done everyone.

Er, but given that this guy has been talking out of his backside for at least 5 years, I find that quite upsetting.

[gingerjedi]

Britain is the least racist country in Europe, says equality head Trevor Phillips

Well done everyone.

[HairyArsedBloke]

She's 87 and has long since given up caring what people think of what she says. She doesnt see the point anymore cos she could, in her words "be dead tomorrow so what does it matter".

With age comes wisdom indeed. I've reached the same point, but I'm still in my 40's (just).

[Paddy]

When I was a little kid of about four in the early 50s there still were loads of US GIs going to and from the US by ship. Most of them were black. I asked my mum who those (black) guys were. She replied "They are Americans". It was for many years after I thought all blacks are American and Americans black. Her pop idle at that time whom she also met in person was Paul Robeson.

[BrowneIssue]

Would you have known that Obama was black for instance if you hadn't been told? Is he black?

Other than that, he's just another politician, who will talk another lot of balls.

a) All politicians are liars.

b) President Osama Bin Wotsit says he's black.

Ergo...

[KentPhilip]

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[Mich the Tester]

Steady on.

His blackness is what has made this exciting for people. Other than that, he's just another politician, who will talk another lot of balls.

Big black chocolate balls?

[expat]

I thought it was the official who made the mistake, not Obama

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/ame...on/7843881.stm

Lesson 1: The buck stops here.

[Doggy Styles]

I don't even notice skin colour any more. In fact I have to be told whether someone is black.

(Part of the reason being is that most black Americans aren't very black)

Would you have known that Obama was black for instance if you hadn't been told?

Is he black?

Steady on.

His blackness is what has made this exciting for people. Other than that, he's just another politician, who will talk another lot of balls.

[Spacecadet]

I thought it was the official who made the mistake, not Obama

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/ame...on/7843881.stm

But as Chief Justice Roberts read out the oath for Mr Obama to repeat, he moved the word "faithfully" to the end of the phrase.

[Mich the Tester]

Obama made a mistake swearing the oath and had to do it again the next day. If that had been Bush...

...they'd have had to repeat it 14 times with telecues, voiceovers and one word at a time, maximum 2 syllables.