Reply to: Which companies will be benefiting from the credit crunch?

[Hemingfield]

Rope making companies. (noose optional)

[Ravello]

Wetherspoons.

WHS. Just come back from a couple of cheekies at the nearest and it was packed.

[Cyberman]

Training companies should benefit, but HMG seem more prepared to bail out banks and waste 12 Billion on a VAT cut than do what commonsense should dictate.

[AlfredJPruffock]

pay now die later

Like it - a kind of PAYD scheme - Pay As You Die

[TykeMerc]

pay now die later

Actually that model has been around for decades.

[BrilloPad]

Underwear manufacturers

Plenty of bankers need new ones : I think they are beyond washable.....

[Zippy]

Underwear manufacturers

[Money Money Money]

In all seriousness I came up with a cracking idea the other day... "Rent a coffin" - They only burn them 10 mins later, why not rent a coffin, as it goes through the curtain swop it for a cardboard box???

[Cliphead]

How about special deals - two for the price of for one ?

Limited offer - book early to avoid dissapointment.

pay now die later

[AlfredJPruffock]

Funeral arrangers will suffer unless they are bargain basement, ashes in an old coffee jar type outfits. Your black horse-drawn carriage, walnut coffin and granite headstone mob are going die off, as it were.

How about special deals - two for the price of for one ?

Limited offer - book early to avoid dissapointment.

[swamp]

I think that's the game to get into, seriously.

Funeral arrangers will suffer unless they are bargain basement, ashes in an old coffee jar type outfits. Your black horse-drawn carriage, walnut coffin and granite headstone mob are going die off, as it were.

[bogeyman]

Funeral Arrangers

I think that's the game to get into, seriously.

[original PM]

Funeral Arrangers

[HairyArsedBloke]

Wetherspoons.

Don't be so sure about them.

Telegraph: JD Wetherspoon cancels dividend to conserve cash

This is a problem of 'credit-crunch' (on-topic) rather than economic down turn.

[bogeyman]

1 Safe Manufacturers

2 Alcohol Vendors

Vendors of safes with built-in wine racks.

Vintners with 'FREE SAFE OFFER WITH EVERY 10,000 BOTTLES'