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Previously on "How to take over the City"

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  • Solidec
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    Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    Well some of these banks are going to go under and some are going to survive and the price will go up, then the gov can sell the shares and not lose so much?

    A loss is only a loss when the asset is sold or written off.
    I think that is his cunning plan!

    Problem is he is going to run out of money, as HMG gilts wont be fully sold at auction in march, I am positive, esp if we are at 0.25% interest rates...

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    Well some of these banks are going to go under and some are going to survive and the price will go up, then the gov can sell the shares and not lose so much?

    A loss is only a loss when the asset is sold or written off.

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  • dinker
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    Clause 4 by the back door.

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    How is it that Gordon Brown is only just finding out what's been going on?

    It's no good pretending to be angry today. Why wasn't he monitoring the banks? Oh I forgot - he was.
    "No no - it was the Tories' fault.

    I mean it was the yanks' fault.

    No hang on, I mean it was those incompetent bankers' fault. Yes, that'll do - they'll never twig it was me"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    How is it that Gordon Brown is only just finding out what's been going on?

    It's no good pretending to be angry today. Why wasn't he monitoring the banks? Oh I forgot - he was.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
    GB,

    Why would you want to take over something that you have absolutely no idea what to do with, when you have it?

    tim
    Because he thinks that it (and in fact nearly everything) should belong to the State.

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  • Alf W
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    Yawwnn!

    Northern Rock went bust because it over-leveraged itself lending short term money to long-term borrowers at ridiculous loan to equity ratios.

    RBS could go bust because it had a CEO with too big an ego (hence the ridiculous offer for ABN Amro).

    Drop it. You gambled. You lost! You're not the first and won't be the last.

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  • Cyberman
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    Today has been one of the most cynical planned thefts in history. This will have a massive knock-on effect with pension funds as Gordon manouvres himself to pick up all the banks for next to nothing.

    I watched Sky News and they said that the demise of RBS was purely due to results. Not one mention of the fact that 'shorting' was reintroduced today, which I find astounding, as if shorting did not have an affect!! I predicted on various other bulletin boards last night that the bank shares would bomb, but it appears that many ignored this, gave me much abuse and have lost lots of money today.

    New Lie are tyrants towards private businesses and pension funds IMO.
    Last edited by Cyberman; 19 January 2009, 22:01.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by tim123 View Post
    GB,

    Why would you want to take over something that you have absolutely no idea what to do with, when you have it?

    tim
    That'd be because he's a politician.

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  • tim123
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    GB,

    Why would you want to take over something that you have absolutely no idea what to do with, when you have it?

    tim

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  • Bagpuss
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    I see, Gordon Brown lost RBS all that money

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  • Gordon Brown
    started a topic How to take over the City

    How to take over the City

    Step 1.

    Announce you are going to bailout bank XXX as it is holding tonnes of toxic assets.

    Step 2.

    Await the inevitable collapse of the share price as investors panic sell and short the stock.

    Step 3.

    Pickup bank XXX at taxpayers expense at 95% off list price.

    Step 4.

    Rinse and repeat.

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