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I seem to be doing alright - so its not a complete death sentanceOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI doubt that the few quid in the bank and your Swindon ex-council house makes up for you being fat, bald, ugly as sin and having a small todger.
HTH
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
I doubt that the few quid in the bank and your Swindon ex-council house makes up for you being fat, bald, ugly as sin and having a small todger.
HTH
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Further research by men this time indicates that males can fake entire relationships when the dating attractive large breasted women, but do not fake their orgasms.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHows about faking an entire relationship so you can get a BJ ?

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There's not going to be many orgasms over the next year or so then !!
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women think they are soooo great because they can fake an orgasm.
Hows about faking an entire relationship so you can get a BJ ?
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Also did they conduct a double blind test?
Never tried it blind folded, but sounds like fun.
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WHSOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostCommendable research, however it raises as many questions as it answers. For instance:- Who cares if women organism

- In what way is being seen as marriage material even remotely a good thing

- Was the article written by a woman?
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Commendable research, however it raises as many questions as it answers. For instance:- Who cares if women organism

- In what way is being seen as marriage material even remotely a good thing

- Was the article written by a woman?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt also helps if you are well endowed.
oh! so THATS what she was on about
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Sound good doesn't it. Yet if you're very rich, it can also be a problem. A woman writhing in extasy under you every time, two or more times a jump, so to speak, means you can have difficulties finishing off yourself.
So I'm told, that is.
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