Reply to: I'm definately coming back as a woman

[MaryPoppins]

All fine, thanks. I can visit the urinal now without leaving my desk so the client likes it too.

Maybe two extensions for the price of one.

BOOMED!

Ha, yes - an ideal quality in a contractor I'm sure!

[Chugnut]

Glad it went without a hitch for you Chugnut, hope you are healed now

All fine, thanks. I can visit the urinal now without leaving my desk so the client likes it too.

Maybe two extensions for the price of one.

BOOMED!

[MaryPoppins]

I did, that's how we got onto the topic in the first place.

Glad it went without a hitch for you Chugnut, hope you are healed now

[Chugnut]

I find it's best to change the topic of conversation with something like...

"Well, my cock extension operation went without a hitch - and all on BUPA too"

I did, that's how we got onto the topic in the first place.

[MaryPoppins]

My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.

I feel exactly the same with the girl I know. You showed restraint, sometimes I cannot help it and I have to steal a glance - however not being a man probably helped me get away with it

[bogeyman]

My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.

I find it's best to change the topic of conversation with something like...

"Well, my cock extension operation went without a hitch - and all on BUPA too"

[Chugnut]

Probably not polite to voice an opinion unless she asks for one surely...'how are your new breasticles working out for you?' is probably not going to get the best response (nor will asking for a feel).

My wife asked how she was getting on with them, whilst her husband and I were also in the room!

I remember her talking about how tender they'd been after the op and I had to make a conscious effort to look her straight in the eyes whilst she was talking. At no point could I allow my gaze to lower!

And I certainly couldn't risk looking at her husband either in case he was staring right back at me with a "Just you try it..." expression.

I can't remember how I managed at the time. Uncomfortably, I'd imagine.

[gingerjedi]

I really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of nature

That may be so but are 'marbles in socks' preferable?

[MaryPoppins]

A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?

I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?

Probably not polite to voice an opinion unless she asks for one surely...'how are your new breasticles working out for you?' is probably not going to get the best response (nor will asking for a feel).

[Mich the Tester]

A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?

I don’t really know. Perhaps modern etiquette permits a gentleman to say something, but how would you go about it?

‘I say, I didn’t recognise you until I looked up at your face.’
‘My goodness, you do look younger than the rest of your body.’

[Chugnut]

I really dont like the look of fake boobs, to me they look unnatural/unattractive, like a comic book representation of nature

A friend of ours had her's done. Is it considered bad form to voice an opinion? I've not made a point of staring at her knockers before (just crafty glances, naturally) so why would it be ok know?

I mean it's not like admiring their new car is it, when you can have a good look from all angles, and ask about the handling?

[MaryPoppins]

Crikey, the guy in that image in the middle has bigger pecs than her boobs

I am giggling my head off here. I made that website name up, being ironic. Didn't occur to me it might be real.

[OwlHoot]

Spooky. I had just posted that exact sentence on www.boobilicious.com

Crikey, the guy in that image in the middle has bigger pecs than her boobs

[MaryPoppins]

I bet you say that to all the talk boards!

Spooky. I had just posted that exact sentence on www.boobilicious.com

[Mich the Tester]

I reckon I am the only one on here who faints through lack of blood to the head when he gets a boney


can I say that ?

Must be bored at work to be posting on CUK about my breasticles.

EO, are you still conscious?