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Previously on "Rochdale Swamp Donkey Guilty"

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I still want to see her piccies though, even if I would rather not!
    Trust me, give it a miss. From what I recall, the baps were disappointingly small for such a big bird.

    I'm still waiting to see the Playboy Women of Enron....mmmmm....corporate totty

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Or John Prescott. I'm sure he has an impressive pair of baps.
    Brings to mind Meat Loaf in Fight Club but sans personality.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I still want to see her piccies though, even if I would rather not!

    Don't knock it till you've tried it I always say.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Indecent certainly. I'd rather see topless pictures of a miner.
    Or John Prescott. I'm sure he has an impressive pair of baps.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Yes, but she flashed her baps. As she is under 65, surely she can be charged with creating indecent images of a minor?
    Indecent certainly. I'd rather see topless pictures of a miner.

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  • WageSlave
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    Yes, but she flashed her baps. As she is under 65, surely she can be charged with creating indecent images of a minor?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Yes, but do remember that the pensioner is a major threat to society. Where would the country be if everyone stopped paying taxes?

    There'd be no money to give to the benefit frauds.
    Ahhhh... it all seems clear now. Obvious really when you think of it.

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  • threaded
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    Yes, but do remember that the pensioner is a major threat to society. Where would the country be if everyone stopped paying taxes?

    There'd be no money to give to the benefit frauds.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    80 hours community service!
    So, how does this stack up:

    You are a never been in trouble with the law pensioner who owes £50 council tax --> Go to jail.

    You a publicity seeking, obnoxious scrounger who has defrauded the taxpayer of £5k benefits plus £2.5k court costs, and it is widely suspected you have been doing so for years along with your nothing wrong with him disability benefit claiming husband --> community service.

    Seems fair to me.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by kes
    You'll never be me fcukwitt

    HH&H MCSE+I LPI2 CCNA CCA
    I imagine that most people would rather not be you.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    80 hours community service!

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    I wish people on here would stop standing up for that chav woman who was harassing her neighbours with loud parties foul language litter and feces albeit while wearing a bikini.
    It's not a question of standing up for her. From the report it was clear she was an anti-social pikey and deserved an ASBO. But the bikini part was crazy.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by kes
    making high powered executive decisions on a daily basis not your cup of tea eh Mordy?
    Such as which public convenience to hang around in this evening? Deffo not my cup of tea Felcher Boy.

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  • kes
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    You have no idea how much of a relief that is....
    making high powered executive decisions on a daily basis not your cup of tea eh Mordy?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by kes
    You'll never be me fcukwitt

    HH&H MCSE+I LPI2 CCNA CCA
    You have no idea how much of a relief that is....

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