I spend 15 years away from home…

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ratewhore replied

14 January 2009, 17:58
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

And what happens?

Judges turn away witnesses for being too truthful.
Banks go bust and get nationalised.
Universities turn people away for having intelligent parents.
The police tell crime victims ‘we can’t do anything about it’ and spend their time arresting old geezers for shouting ‘nonsense’ at politicians.
The manufacturing sector disappears.
HP Sauce isn’t made in Birmingham any more.
Illiterate chavs get rich by showing themselves on ‘reality TV’.
And there’s more.

Can the British public really be trusted to look after the country while I’m away?

You've been away 15 years, of which 12 have been under New Labour. Nothing more needs to be said really...
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BrilloPad replied

14 January 2009, 17:49
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

And what happens?

Judges turn away witnesses for being too truthful.
Banks go bust and get nationalised.
Universities turn people away for having intelligent parents.
The police tell crime victims ‘we can’t do anything about it’ and spend their time arresting old geezers for shouting ‘nonsense’ at politicians.
The manufacturing sector disappears.
HP Sauce isn’t made in Birmingham any more.
Illiterate chavs get rich by showing themselves on ‘reality TV’.
And there’s more.

Can the British public really be trusted to look after the country while I’m away?

What more can there be?
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MPwannadecentincome replied

14 January 2009, 17:33
if you are back - why did you come back?
if you are not back - why are you worried?
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threaded replied

14 January 2009, 17:28
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I’ll come back if the rate’s right.

Not likely to happen in your lifetime.
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Mich the Tester replied

14 January 2009, 17:17
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

So it's all your fault !

I’ll come back if the rate’s right.
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foritisme replied

14 January 2009, 17:15
So it's all your fault !
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Mich the Tester started a topic I spend 15 years away from home…

14 January 2009, 17:14
I spend 15 years away from home…

And what happens?

Judges turn away witnesses for being too truthful.
Banks go bust and get nationalised.
Universities turn people away for having intelligent parents.
The police tell crime victims ‘we can’t do anything about it’ and spend their time arresting old geezers for shouting ‘nonsense’ at politicians.
The manufacturing sector disappears.
HP Sauce isn’t made in Birmingham any more.
Illiterate chavs get rich by showing themselves on ‘reality TV’.
And there’s more.

Can the British public really be trusted to look after the country while I’m away?
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