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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ramen. Hark! His Noodly Appendage hath spoken the truth!
    Arrrh, a fellow pastafarian

    Beer and strippers await you in paradise

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Am I jumping a gun here CyberTory, or are the words "When the Tories win the election in 2010" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    They almost did earlier:

    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Daily Mail readers are actually becoming optimistic !! Not long now until 2010 !!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    I've been reading a psychology book which says that when you read something, it doesn't matter if you know it to be false or prejudiced; a month later you will recall it as the truth. Our brain gives more credibility to something that is written, than a conversation.
    Ramen. Hark! His Noodly Appendage hath spoken the truth!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Am I jumping a gun here CyberTory, or are the words "When the Tories win the election in 2010" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    I've been reading a psychology book which says that when you read something, it doesn't matter if you know it to be false or prejudiced; a month later you will recall it as the truth. Our brain gives more credibility to something that is written, than a conversation.

    I try to balance CUK with reading the guardian. Hopefully this will keep things roughly in the middle.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    In their life there somehing lacking
    What they needs a damn good whacking
    ...said Miss Whiplash

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    These people coming over here and living off our taxes…
    Bring back the birch…
    In my day we all did National Service…
    Those Euro-cronies bossing us around in our own country…

    Always the same old crap in the Mail.
    Well but all the same I bet if you came accross a copy whilst commuting you would still read it cover to cover.

    PS Whats so wrong with National Service ?

    In their life there somehing lacking
    What they needs a damn good whacking

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Youve got to hand it to The Mail - they are masters of pandering to the unspoken prejudices of Middle England.
    These people coming over here and living off our taxes…
    Bring back the birch…
    In my day we all did National Service…
    Those Euro-cronies bossing us around in our own country…

    Always the same old crap in the Mail.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Youve got to hand it to The Mail - they are masters of pandering to the unspoken prejudices of Middle England.
    It's a superb business model but not one that says much for the national character.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Magic Ink

    It is widely known the the newsprint used in most newspapers can rub off and stain your hands black. The Mail has discovered a wonderful alternative formula, that rubs off and stains your thoughts Tory. Hence the slogan: You don't have to be conservative to read this but you will be when you put it down.

    Linky.
    Youve got to hand it to The Mail - they are masters of pandering to the unspoken prejudices of Middle England.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Magic Ink

    It is widely known the the newsprint used in most newspapers can rub off and stain your hands black. The Mail has discovered a wonderful alternative formula, that rubs off and stains your thoughts Tory. Hence the slogan: You don't have to be conservative to read this but you will be when you put it down.

    Linky.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I'm begining the think CUK has had a Neuro Liguistic Programming Effect on me. I've started to think like a Daily Mail reader and become quite pessimistic and suspicious of things. I wasn't like that before I started reading this site.

    Damn you for making me this way!!!!
    Watch out or some band of swan roasting Albanians will be nicking your wheelie bin!

    This happens a lot to Daily Mail readers.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I'm begining the think CUK has had a Neuro Liguistic Programming Effect on me. I've started to think like a Daily Mail reader and become quite pessimistic and suspicious of things. I wasn't like that before I started reading this site.

    Damn you for making me this way!!!!
    Nothing could be further from the truth BP - perhaps youve been overdoing it a tad over the festive season and now feeling a touch gloomy - no need to concern yourself ... but then again ... perhaps could it be that ... no I've said enough.

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I'm begining the think CUK has had a Neuro Liguistic Programming Effect on me. I've started to think like a Daily Mail reader and become quite pessimistic and suspicious of things. I wasn't like that before I started reading this site.

    Damn you for making me this way!!!!


    Daily Mail readers are actually becoming optimistic !! Not long now until 2010 !!

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  • DiscoStu
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    It's good to be a pessimistic sceptic, then you're much happier when something good happens.

    HTH

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